Stubbly_Dooright Posted September 22, 2017 #76 Share Posted September 22, 2017 9 hours ago, Essan said: Anyway, here is a deal. If the world ends in the next few days, I will offer my humblest apologies to all on UM. If the world does not end, I expect all those who said it would to do likewise. Hold it there! I thought you would be one of those that wouldn't succumb to offer humblest apologies unless over your dead body! Wait a minute................................................. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquila King Posted September 22, 2017 #77 Share Posted September 22, 2017 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquila King Posted September 22, 2017 #78 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Even better rendition. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquila King Posted September 22, 2017 #79 Share Posted September 22, 2017 And now it's off to the DA: Derailers Anonymous thread for me... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nostrodumbass Posted September 23, 2017 #80 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Hope we can get these predictions according to time zone in future. Is it GMT or UTC for example. Could be a matter of life and death seeing that it could be 22nd in one place and 23rd in another. And could i buy some time moving to the west? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissCalamity Posted September 23, 2017 #81 Share Posted September 23, 2017 17 minutes ago, Nostrodumbass said: Hope we can get these predictions according to time zone in future. Is it GMT or UTC for example. Could be a matter of life and death seeing that it could be 22nd in one place and 23rd in another. And could i buy some time moving to the west? You can buy some time by prayer and to repent for all your sins.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissCalamity Posted September 23, 2017 #82 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Well, I was evil again.. My brother can get crazy sometimes over these things. When I saw the end of world alarms on the 23rd of September, which is his 30th birthday. I told my brother there is something bad going on, he sould give up his birthday resolutions and send him all the links I could find about the end of the world, lol. He was so sad these past days and depressed. But I sent him a message just now saying Happy Birthday the world is not going to end he still has time the fix his life!! Think he's a bit p***ed because he sold his car.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquila King Posted September 23, 2017 #83 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Just realized it's 1:02 am here, now officially September 23rd where I live. I sure hope I wake up in the morning to find the world hasn't ended. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timothy Posted September 23, 2017 #84 Share Posted September 23, 2017 5 minutes ago, Aquila King said: I sure hope I wake up in the morning to find the world hasn't ended. I'm pretty confident that you'll be right but if it did end, you would never know. I started work at 1400, it's 1513 now and no aircraft are reporting any planets falling over Australia, so I think we're good down here at least. Good luck to everyone else... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlitterRose Posted September 23, 2017 #85 Share Posted September 23, 2017 9 hours ago, Aquila King said: It's usually my job to post this. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquila King Posted September 23, 2017 #86 Share Posted September 23, 2017 1 minute ago, ChaosRose said: It's usually my job to post this. Beatcha to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlitterRose Posted September 23, 2017 #87 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Just now, Aquila King said: Beatcha to it. How funny is it that Trump played it at one of his rallies? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlitterRose Posted September 23, 2017 #88 Share Posted September 23, 2017 It's not supposed to be an advertising point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquila King Posted September 23, 2017 #89 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Just now, ChaosRose said: How funny is it that Trump played it at one of his rallies? Hopefully not prophetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nostrodumbass Posted September 23, 2017 #90 Share Posted September 23, 2017 43 minutes ago, MissCalamity said: You can buy some time by prayer and to repent for all your sins.... Which god would you recommend? Which gives the best R/P rates? (replies per prayer) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlitterRose Posted September 23, 2017 #91 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Just now, Nostrodumbass said: Which god would you recommend? Which gives the best R/P rates? (replies per prayer) Joe Pesci. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquila King Posted September 23, 2017 #92 Share Posted September 23, 2017 1 minute ago, Nostrodumbass said: Which god would you recommend? Which gives the best R/P rates? (replies per prayer) Jack Daniels. Though he always tends to give the same answer... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissCalamity Posted September 23, 2017 #93 Share Posted September 23, 2017 8 minutes ago, Nostrodumbass said: Which god would you recommend? Which gives the best R/P rates? (replies per prayer) I hope you lot are joking..... Do you believe in God the one who created the world? 7 minutes ago, ChaosRose said: Joe Pesci. I had to google and see who Joe Pesci is. Actors/Actress's is idols for some puny humans and that is very sad.. 5 minutes ago, Aquila King said: Jack Daniels. Though he always tends to give the same answer... Alcohol is not the answer.. Jack Daniels make you ill depending on the amount you consume.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlitterRose Posted September 23, 2017 #94 Share Posted September 23, 2017 It's a joke. Or don't they have those where you come from. Specifically, it's from a George Carlin skit, and anyone who knows it gets the joke right away. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquila King Posted September 23, 2017 #95 Share Posted September 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, MissCalamity said: Alcohol is not the answer.. Jack Daniels make you ill depending on the amount you consume.. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissCalamity Posted September 23, 2017 #96 Share Posted September 23, 2017 3 minutes ago, ChaosRose said: It's a joke. Or don't they have those where you come from. Specifically, it's from a George Carlin skit, and anyone who knows it gets the joke right away. I will go and google that as well because I don't know alot about Hollywood..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlitterRose Posted September 23, 2017 #97 Share Posted September 23, 2017 I figured someone with the screen name Nostrodumbass probably wasn't looking for a serious answer. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlitterRose Posted September 23, 2017 #98 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Just now, MissCalamity said: I will go and google that as well because I don't know alot about Hollywood..... George is a legend. He died, which is really too bad, because we could have used him right now. Can you imagine the things he would have had to say? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquila King Posted September 23, 2017 #99 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Just now, MissCalamity said: I will go and google that as well because I don't know alot about Hollywood..... I'm curious. How do you get your food living under a rock? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlitterRose Posted September 23, 2017 #100 Share Posted September 23, 2017 And btw, Nostrodumbass is a stroke of genius. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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