DA: Derailers Anonymous Thread

[seeder]

Imagine seeing this on your first night as security  

 

 

[seeder]

OMG!    They dont mess about with Pranks in Brazil....

 

 

[Luca-RoseElsie-Raemom1921]

Those pranks are funny but mean

[kmt_sesh]

33 minutes ago, tcgram said:

Just tell the kids that body gases continue to release, even after mummification.....

At least it would be guaranteed to be dry. "Step up and inhale the aroma of ancient flatulence!"

[kmt_sesh]

26 minutes ago, seeder said:

Museum Pranks...for KMT  

 

We don't do cheesy wax mannequins but that's exactly the kind of prank I've always wanted to pull in our exhibit, wrapped as a mummy.

[seeder]

how to get a seat on a train.....

 

[kmt_sesh]

26 minutes ago, seeder said:

surely this is OK for Um... real men dont even have that many bones!!  

 

Brings new meaning to the word "bone(r)."

[seeder]

3 minutes ago, kmt_sesh said:

We don't do cheesy wax mannequins but that's exactly the kind of prank I've always wanted to pull in our exhibit, wrapped as a mummy.

 

Just for you then 

 

[kmt_sesh]

12 minutes ago, seeder said:

OMG!    They dont mess about with Pranks in Brazil....

 

...

I've seen some pretty excellent pranks from other countries. You just know if someone tried one of these pranks in the U.S., a whiney, self-absorbed "victim" would sue left and right.

[jmccr8]

On 20/11/2017 at 2:10 PM, Aquila King said:

I call them moroffs because their not smart enough to be morons.

jmccr8

[seeder]

 

[kmt_sesh]

3 minutes ago, seeder said:

 

Just for you then 

 

Yes! Just...yes!

[kmt_sesh]

4 minutes ago, seeder said:

 

That's a great one! I've always wanted to put one of those animatronic mummy hands inside one of our empty sarcophagi, just to freak people out. You can get them at Amazon. Or maybe have it crawl across the floor on a busy day. It would be great for some laughs...until security escorts me out of the building while housekeeping cleans up little-kid pee.

[Luca-RoseElsie-Raemom1921]

 

9 minutes ago, kmt_sesh said:

I've seen some pretty excellent pranks from other countries. You just know if someone tried one of these pranks in the U.S., a whiney, self-absorbed "victim" would sue left and right.

I would scream and then laugh once working out it was a prank.

But Aussies aren't sue happy so that could be one reason why.

[kmt_sesh]

13 minutes ago, seeder said:

how to get a seat on a train.....

 

You try that on a train in Chicago and some banger will whip out his Glock and blow it into a hundred pieces. But I'd be more hysterical than anyone on that train car. That thing looks so real!

[Luca-RoseElsie-Raemom1921]

  

[kmt_sesh]

5 minutes ago, Ruby04 said:

  

I've seen this one before. It's pretty clever. Good thing that glass is there.

[kmt_sesh]

These videos have been great! I love this kind of stuff and have spent many a while on YT watching this sort of thing. They're much more to my liking than trees with...um...woodies.

[Luca-RoseElsie-Raemom1921]

Could be a fun one to do

[Luca-RoseElsie-Raemom1921]

Woodie makes me think of:   Which the lizards/dragons here love

[kmt_sesh]

14 minutes ago, Ruby04 said:

Woodie makes me think of: ... Which the lizards/dragons here love

Does "woodie" mean bug or roach in your parts? Here, it really does mean something quite different. Seeder will know. And snicker.

[Luca-RoseElsie-Raemom1921]

3 minutes ago, kmt_sesh said:

Does "woodie" mean bug or roach in your parts? Here, it really does mean something quite different. Seeder will know. And snicker.

Lol can mean what you were referring to.

Type of Roach, had one in my clean bra last week.

Also a brand of Bourbon that also sell premix of Bourbon and coke 

[seeder]

and to think.....all those years ago in my innocent youth.... I was watching Woody Woodpecker...

 

[Luca-RoseElsie-Raemom1921]

2 minutes ago, seeder said:

and to think.....all those years ago in my innocent youth.... I was watching Woody Woodpecker...

 

I just choked on my ginger ale damn you

[kmt_sesh]

5 minutes ago, Ruby04 said:

Lol can mean what you were referring to.

Type of Roach, had one in my clean bra last week.

Also a brand of Bourbon that also sell premix of Bourbon and coke 

So you get a lot of use out of "woodie," but please tell me you weren't wearing that bra at the time. 

This is Chicago, so we're no strangers to cockroaches. In our Egyptian exhibit we have a replica of the tippy-top of a pyramid, with capstone. Once a little girl dragged me over there and pointed at the capstone...on which was perched one of the biggest cockroaches I've ever seen. I asked for its ticket.