acute Posted March 4, 2018 Author #226 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Does the Earth have a stuffed crust? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted March 6, 2018 Author #227 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Was it Lionel Richie who sang "I know it's funny but I just can't stand the French"? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted March 6, 2018 Author #228 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Are we supposed to pronounce the 'N' in COLUMNIST? I always do, but most Brits on the news channels don't. I think the Americans do. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted March 6, 2018 #229 Share Posted March 6, 2018 2 hours ago, acute said: Was it Lionel Richie who sang "I know it's funny but I just can't stand the French"? No, it was Gerard Depardieu! I can understand why you made that mistake though, as Gerard's father's middle name is Lionel. Depardieu recorded the song when he moved to Belgium in 2012. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 6, 2018 #230 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Why does NASA still use gigantic fireworks to reach outer space? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted March 7, 2018 Author #231 Share Posted March 7, 2018 21 hours ago, Mark One said: Why does NASA still use gigantic fireworks to reach outer space? Very primitive, is it not. The Aliunz must be wetting themselves laughing! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ZZ. Posted March 7, 2018 #232 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Why don't Americans spell labor or favor without the tedious, unneeded "u" ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted March 8, 2018 Author #233 Share Posted March 8, 2018 6 hours ago, .ZZ. said: Why don't Americans spell labor or favor without the tedious, unneeded "u" ? Please explain. As a self-confessed Grammar Nazi I am intrigued. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ZZ. Posted March 8, 2018 #234 Share Posted March 8, 2018 11 minutes ago, acute said: Please explain. As a self-confessed Grammar Nazi I am intrigued. I messed that up, but it was too late to edit it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galactic Goatman Posted March 8, 2018 #235 Share Posted March 8, 2018 I truly wonder if @acute has missed me or if he simply forgot i existed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted March 8, 2018 Author #236 Share Posted March 8, 2018 6 minutes ago, AustinHinton said: I truly wonder if @acute has missed me or if he simply forgot i existed. I do miss you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted March 8, 2018 Author #237 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Saru has been very quiet lately. Do you think he's up to something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galactic Goatman Posted March 8, 2018 #238 Share Posted March 8, 2018 1 minute ago, acute said: I do miss you. Awww! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rashore Posted March 8, 2018 #239 Share Posted March 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, acute said: Saru has been very quiet lately. Do you think he's up to something? Think perhaps it’s better not to wonder such things? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted March 8, 2018 Author #240 Share Posted March 8, 2018 7 minutes ago, rashore said: Think perhaps it’s better not to wonder such things? I don't like it when people go quiet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rashore Posted March 8, 2018 #241 Share Posted March 8, 2018 1 minute ago, acute said: I don't like it when people go quiet. Don’t think of it as quiet... it’s peaceful. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted March 8, 2018 Author #242 Share Posted March 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, rashore said: Well that wasn’t a question, now was it ? I do apologise. I'll try again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted March 8, 2018 Author #243 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Don't you think it's strange when someone suddenly goes quiet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rashore Posted March 8, 2018 #244 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Just now, acute said: Don't you think it's strange when someone suddenly goes quiet? Ohhh.... ya caught me in a edit... makes me question my timing... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted March 8, 2018 Author #245 Share Posted March 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, rashore said: Ohhh.... ya caught me in a edit... makes me question my timing... I shall keep the original reply as evidence! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted March 8, 2018 Author #246 Share Posted March 8, 2018 12 hours ago, AustinHinton said: I truly wonder if @acute has missed me or if he simply forgot i existed. 12 hours ago, acute said: I do miss you. 12 hours ago, AustinHinton said: Awww! That was the right answer, then. Phew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 9, 2018 #247 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Why are the bin-men in my area so untidy & miserable looking? If that job does spread a contagious form of depression, isnt it time to jump ship before Benny the binman driver hits a midlife crisis via a parked car. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted March 10, 2018 #248 Share Posted March 10, 2018 On 3/6/2018 at 8:13 PM, Mark One said: Why does NASA still use gigantic fireworks to reach outer space? Even Elton Musk, with all his environmentally friendly electric cars, does, in fact he has the biggest firework of all*. He's supposedly spending trillions of his "own" money** constructing an amazingly super-duper hyperspace transportation system that will get people from New York to Washington in 15 minutes, but you'd think he 'd be devoting some of his globe-straddling wealth to developing some sort of antigravity system or something that would do away with the need for enormous, and not notably environmentally friendly, fireworks, wouldn't you. * sorry, Little Rocket Man ** in ironic quotes; he gets no Government help at all, of course, no 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted March 10, 2018 #249 Share Posted March 10, 2018 (edited) On 3/7/2018 at 6:05 PM, .ZZ. said: Why don't Americans spell labor or favor without the tedious, unneeded "u" ? You can thank old Noah Webster and his labour saving innovations for that. Edited March 10, 2018 by Vlad the Mighty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted March 17, 2018 Author #250 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Why do geography teachers always wear corduroy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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