seaturtlehorsesnake Posted May 8, 2018 #276 Share Posted May 8, 2018 21 hours ago, Vlad the Mighty said: "We are looking for permanent fulfillment associates to help us deliver smiles in Coventry" ~ ad from Amazon. Does that mean they're hiring delivery drivers? either that or they are cutting off people's mouths and placing them throughout the town so i guess that would still be delivery drivers 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 9, 2018 Author #277 Share Posted May 9, 2018 It's a typo! It should be "help us deliver 5miles in Coventry" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 12, 2018 Author #278 Share Posted May 12, 2018 We don't hear much about Saturn these days. Is it still there? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted May 14, 2018 #279 Share Posted May 14, 2018 (edited) On 5/12/2018 at 2:12 PM, acute said: We don't hear much about Saturn these days. Is it still there? It sure is. Take a look at this close-up of our own moon, nearly 750 million miles away in the distance can be seen the planet Saturn. That distance and its visibility beyond the moon just shows how big that planet really is! Edited May 14, 2018 by Mark One 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias Posted May 15, 2018 #280 Share Posted May 15, 2018 (edited) 15 hours ago, Mark One said: It sure is. Take a look at this close-up of our own moon, nearly 750 million miles away in the distance can be seen the planet Saturn. That distance and its visibility beyond the moon just shows how big that planet really is! If that is the moon where are all the craters? Edited May 15, 2018 by Ozymandias 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted May 15, 2018 #281 Share Posted May 15, 2018 7 minutes ago, Ozymandias said: If that is the moon where are all the craters? Excellent observation. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 16, 2018 Author #282 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Is it true that a white Fiat has been seen driving erratically around Windsor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted June 8, 2018 #283 Share Posted June 8, 2018 I saw a red Seat driving erotically around Truro ...... will that do? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 9, 2018 Author #284 Share Posted June 9, 2018 Truro? It was probably my neice, on the Plymouth Gin!  1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted June 10, 2018 #285 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Does anyone here remember using memos? And also - do you still use them? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted June 10, 2018 #286 Share Posted June 10, 2018 On 15/05/2018 at 2:20 PM, Ozymandias said: If that is the moon where are all the craters? It just proves that there are none, and that all those so-called "visits" to the moon were faked. Excellent, we've uncovered irrevocable proof of the moon conspiracy! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted June 11, 2018 #287 Share Posted June 11, 2018 On 6/10/2018 at 8:46 PM, Vlad the Mighty said: It just proves that there are none, and that all those so-called "visits" to the moon were faked. Excellent, we've uncovered irrevocable proof of the moon conspiracy! Or it is in fact a frame taken from a video camera recording of a TV screen displaying a close up of the moon. Um... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 12, 2018 Author #288 Share Posted June 12, 2018 If frankfurters are "skinless", what's on the outside? because it's definitely not what's on the inside. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 13, 2018 Author #289 Share Posted June 13, 2018 (edited) Aston Villa have released a new kit, emblazoned with the 32Red logo. Why couldn't they release a new team? because the one we've got now is total crap. Edited June 13, 2018 by acute 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted June 20, 2018 #290 Share Posted June 20, 2018 On 12/06/2018 at 1:10 AM, acute said: If frankfurters are "skinless", what's on the outside? because it's definitely not what's on the inside. Some sort of varnish? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted June 20, 2018 #291 Share Posted June 20, 2018 On 12/06/2018 at 1:10 AM, acute said: If frankfurters are "skinless", what's on the outside? because it's definitely not what's on the inside. A Frankfurter Würstchen is a thin parboiled sausage made of pure pork in a casing of sheep's intestine. The special taste is acquired by a special method of low temperature smoking. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted June 20, 2018 #292 Share Posted June 20, 2018 My own question is, when hwas Boadicea officially renamed Boudicca? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted June 21, 2018 #293 Share Posted June 21, 2018 Will we ever see Gary Lineker actually eat a Walkers Crisp on MOTD or this years world cup? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 22, 2018 Author #294 Share Posted June 22, 2018 On 20/06/2018 at 6:29 PM, Vlad the Mighty said: My own question is, when hwas Boadicea officially renamed Boudicca? Last Thursday. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 23, 2018 Author #295 Share Posted June 23, 2018 Why do already attractive women, such as Katie Price, Victoria Beckham (before she became a stick insect), Ivanka Trump, etc, have a boob job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Duck Posted August 5, 2018 #296 Share Posted August 5, 2018 At the Gotham DMV, who is the Batmobile registered to? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Meeseeks Posted August 5, 2018 #297 Share Posted August 5, 2018 (edited) On 23/06/2018 at 8:19 PM, acute said: Why do already attractive women, such as Katie Price, Victoria Beckham (before she became a stick insect), Ivanka Trump, etc, have a boob job? Because of socities standards of what makes a woman both successful and beautiful at the same time. Which is ****ed up for us women but thats the sort of label we are given today. Edited August 5, 2018 by Browng0at 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted August 5, 2018 #298 Share Posted August 5, 2018 On 23/06/2018 at 11:49 AM, acute said: Why do already attractive women, such as Katie Price, Victoria Beckham (before she became a stick insect), Ivanka Trump, etc, have a boob job? Because they are boobs ....... i.e. not very bright. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted August 5, 2018 #299 Share Posted August 5, 2018 Don't mind me, I'm just here because saw boobs mentioned, am i supposed to ask a question now ? ~ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias Posted August 5, 2018 #300 Share Posted August 5, 2018 10 hours ago, third_eye said: Don't mind me, I'm just here because saw boobs mentioned, am i supposed to ask a question now ? ~ Do you want to? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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