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Vlad the Mighty

"We are looking for permanent fulfillment associates to help us deliver smiles in Coventry" ~ ad from Amazon. Does that mean they're hiring delivery drivers? :unsure: 

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seaturtlehorsesnake
21 hours ago, Vlad the Mighty said:

"We are looking for permanent fulfillment associates to help us deliver smiles in Coventry" ~ ad from Amazon. Does that mean they're hiring delivery drivers? :unsure: 

either that or they are cutting off people's mouths and placing them throughout the town

so i guess that would still be delivery drivers

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acute

It's a typo!

It should be "help us deliver 5miles in Coventry" :yes:

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acute

We don't hear much about Saturn these days. Is it still there?

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Mark One
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On 5/12/2018 at 2:12 PM, acute said:

We don't hear much about Saturn these days. Is it still there?

It sure is.  Take a look at this close-up of our own moon, nearly 750 million miles away in the distance can be seen the planet Saturn.  That distance and its visibility beyond the moon just shows how big that planet really is!

Photo12-Saturn-Occultation.jpg

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Ozymandias
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15 hours ago, Mark One said:

It sure is.  Take a look at this close-up of our own moon, nearly 750 million miles away in the distance can be seen the planet Saturn.  That distance and its visibility beyond the moon just shows how big that planet really is!

Photo12-Saturn-Occultation.jpg

If that is the moon where are all the craters?

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Mark One
7 minutes ago, Ozymandias said:

If that is the moon where are all the craters?

Excellent observation.

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acute

Is it true that a white Fiat has been seen driving erratically around Windsor?

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ouija ouija

I saw a red Seat driving erotically around Truro ...... will that do? :D

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acute

Truro? It was probably my neice, on the Plymouth Gin! :lol:

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Mark One

Does anyone here remember using memos? And also - do you still use them?

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Vlad the Mighty
On 15/05/2018 at 2:20 PM, Ozymandias said:

If that is the moon where are all the craters?

It just proves that there are none, and that all those so-called "visits" to the moon were faked. Excellent, we've uncovered irrevocable proof of the moon conspiracy! B)

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Mark One
On 6/10/2018 at 8:46 PM, Vlad the Mighty said:

It just proves that there are none, and that all those so-called "visits" to the moon were faked. Excellent, we've uncovered irrevocable proof of the moon conspiracy! B)

Or it is in fact a frame taken from a video camera recording of a TV screen displaying a close up of the moon.  Um... 

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acute

If frankfurters are "skinless", what's on the outside?  because it's definitely not what's on the inside.

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acute

Aston Villa have released a new kit, emblazoned with the 32Red logo.

Why couldn't they release a new team? because the one we've got now is total crap.

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