acute Posted October 26, 2018 Author #326 Share Posted October 26, 2018 On 19/10/2018 at 1:56 PM, ouija ouija said: Does anyone else have a little flurry of hairs falling off their head in Autumn/Fall, but not at any other time of the year? No. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted October 26, 2018 Author #327 Share Posted October 26, 2018 Did J.R.Hartley ever write a sequel to Fly Fishing? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted October 26, 2018 #328 Share Posted October 26, 2018 ^ ^ No, because he got a new hobby: jam making! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlos Allende Posted October 26, 2018 #329 Share Posted October 26, 2018 _(Ghost of JR Hartley, googles 'Fly Fishing by JR Hartley', causes whole internet to fall into boredom coma)_ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted October 28, 2018 Author #330 Share Posted October 28, 2018 When did "Does my bum look big in this?" become "Does my bum look big enough in this?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlos Allende Posted October 28, 2018 #331 Share Posted October 28, 2018 4 hours ago, acute said: When did "Does my bum look big in this?" become "Does my bum look big enough in this?" Can you still get done for MeToo-style perving if you're staring at the ladies though the wrong end of some binoculars? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted October 28, 2018 Author #332 Share Posted October 28, 2018 What is this "We Fear" thing that Lorraine Kelly advertises? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlos Allende Posted October 29, 2018 #333 Share Posted October 29, 2018 10 hours ago, acute said: What is this "We Fear" thing that Lorraine Kelly advertises? Dunno, mate. Surely it's bad luck to watch ITV past 8.30am? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 5, 2018 #334 Share Posted November 5, 2018 On 10/29/2018 at 6:28 AM, Carlos Allende said: Dunno, mate. Surely it's bad luck to watch ITV past 8.30am? Did I give you permission to post that photo of me? Serious question: Did somebody kill your brother? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlos Allende Posted November 5, 2018 #335 Share Posted November 5, 2018 16 hours ago, ouija ouija said: Serious question: Did somebody kill your brother? That's what I want to know. Surely it's the perennial question of our times? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted November 7, 2018 Author #336 Share Posted November 7, 2018 Why do so many people have such difficulty saying CCTV? "CCT" is common, but I've also heard "CTTV" and "CTVC". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted December 17, 2018 #337 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Is there an opposite to inexorable? You know we say, for instance, "the process of brexit is inexorable", meaning it can't be stopped and will bludgeon everyone in its path like a juggernaut, but is there a word exorable? Could we say that the process of brexit may, in fact, be exorable, if it could in fact be stopped? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 17, 2018 Author #338 Share Posted December 17, 2018 @Vlad the Mighty Ah yes, there's a big clever word for antonyms not in common use. Can't remember it though. (I'm rather fond of saying "couth" for comedy effect) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 24, 2018 Author #339 Share Posted December 24, 2018 You know when you've worn your underpants for a week, and you need to flip them..... When you turn them inside-out, how do they also turn the wrong way 'round? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted December 24, 2018 #340 Share Posted December 24, 2018 (edited) """When you turn them inside-out, how do they also turn the wrong way 'round? :::"""" 5 minutes ago, acute said: You know when you've worn your underpants for a week, and you need to flip them..... When you turn them inside-out, how do they also turn the wrong way 'round? TRULY A QUESTION OF THE AGES. Edited December 24, 2018 by MWoo7 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted December 27, 2018 #341 Share Posted December 27, 2018 (edited) Question of the Ages II ... what happened to following up on the butter~bread CAT ! (purrPETuaL!) power/electricity idea eh!!!!?!?!?!??!?!?! Edited December 27, 2018 by MWoo7 added purrPETuaL! OF COURSA ! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 30, 2018 Author #342 Share Posted December 30, 2018 How many livers go into one capsule of oil, and..... do they throw the rest of the cod back in the water? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted December 30, 2018 #343 Share Posted December 30, 2018 (edited) When an airyoplane moves along the ground, such as, for example, at an Airport, why do they call it taxying? Why taxi specifically? It's not like you can hold out your hand and hail a passing one, is it. Edited December 30, 2018 by Vlad the Mighty 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 31, 2018 Author #344 Share Posted December 31, 2018 15 hours ago, Vlad the Mighty said: why do they call it taxying? I think you mean taxiing. The idea is to start the meter running ages before leaving for the destination. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted December 31, 2018 #345 Share Posted December 31, 2018 When, when one is celebrating the Noo Year, is the correct time to jump and up and down and throw beer over each other and bellow "Happynooyear"? Is it when the first (prerecorded) Bong resounds out, or when the last one? When does the Noo year officially begin? On bong 1 or at the end of bong 12? 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 31, 2018 Author #346 Share Posted December 31, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Vlad the Mighty said: When does the Noo year officially begin? On bong 1 or at the end of bong 12? It has to be the start of the first Big Ben bong. Chiming must start on the hour, otherwise the chimes would have to start at a different time for each hour of the day. Everybody waits for the last bong on NYE though. (Probably the same idiots who celebrated the new millennium on 1st Jan 2000 ) Edited December 31, 2018 by acute 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias Posted January 1, 2019 #347 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Does it not begin as close to 12 midnight as local time-keeping allows? Should it matter if this time is chronologically inaccurate? Who cares? Is not everybody locally following local time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted January 2, 2019 #348 Share Posted January 2, 2019 (edited) Am I the only one who whenever they hear this classic (FF two and a half minutes to get to the actual song) , am always reminded of this? Edited January 2, 2019 by Vlad the Mighty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 8, 2019 Author #349 Share Posted January 8, 2019 Do penguins really mate for life, or do they just think they do? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted February 13, 2019 #350 Share Posted February 13, 2019 So that's the infamous Lady Gaga eh?! I'll leave that alone although its just begging for a Lady comment. Then again-- if it buys one a couple billion dollar houses in Italy, eeeh I['d ////WE!!!! would probably do the same thing without at thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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