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Why do most women (and some men!) wear makeup, when we have evolved to find people attractive without it?

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On 9/27/2017 at 5:07 AM, ouija ouija said:

Sarcasm?

Only Xeno's sarcasm is biting enough to cut diamonds. 

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On 10/3/2017 at 9:25 AM, Matt221 said:

If all the world's a stage where do the audience sit?

There is no audience.

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On 9/29/2017 at 9:19 AM, Matt221 said:

Who are" They"as in...so they say or...they call it a such and such 

Remember the movie "They Live?"

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6 hours ago, acute said:

Why do most women (and some men!) wear makeup, when we have evolved to find people attractive without it?

because they dang well want to, hedgehog friend.

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On 10/3/2017 at 0:25 PM, Matt221 said:

If all the world's a stage where do the audience sit?

the moon, obviously

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40 minutes ago, Matt221 said:

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?

What is wrong with you?

You can't beat a 1H.

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"I like my pencils hard and black... like my men."

(variation of gag from Airplane!). 

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1 hour ago, seaturtlehorsesnake said:

i like my pencils like i like my men: whittled down to a nub due to constant use.

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Why does the wind often pick up just before it rains?  ("Blowing up for rain", as we say around these parts)

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1 hour ago, acute said:

Why does the wind often pick up just before it rains?  ("Blowing up for rain", as we say around these parts)

There are, as I'm sure you know, two main kinds of rain: the shower, which arises as a result of convection, and the weather front which brings prolonged rain. Accompanying the latter there is nearly always strong winds, due to the way that the weather works, and stuff. 

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39 minutes ago, Manfred von Dreidecker said:

There are, as I'm sure you know, two main kinds of rain: the shower, which arises as a result of convection, and the weather front which brings prolonged rain. Accompanying the latter there is nearly always strong winds, due to the way that the weather works, and stuff. 

Well, that was a bit too technical for me, but I appreciate the... you know.....

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42 minutes ago, Manfred von Dreidecker said:

due to the way that the weather works, and stuff. 

Is that a bit simpler for you? 

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44 minutes ago, Manfred von Dreidecker said:

due to the way that the weather works, and stuff. 

 

2 minutes ago, Manfred von Dreidecker said:

Is that a bit simpler for you? 

Yes, thank you.  I think I've got it now.

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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?

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7 minutes ago, Matt221 said:

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?

That was the second person to try it, after the first one regrettably tried it with a bull and didn't live to report back :( 

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41 minutes ago, Matt221 said:

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Would you rather call them 'adjacentments'?

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Has it ever been established who the Steve is in "That's Very Interesting, Steve"? 

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20 minutes ago, Manfred von Dreidecker said:

Has it ever been established who the Steve is in "That's Very Interesting, Steve"? 

I'm not sure, but I think Steve is a hypothetical recipient of incidental trivia.

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Why do monkey and donkey not rhyme?

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