'Mermaid' banned from swimming pool

[Still Waters]

A would-be mermaid is looking for a new place to swim after being told she can no longer use her tail at her local public baths due to health and safety fears.

Leia Trigger, who goes by the name Mermaid Aries, had previously worn her costume to explore the water in the guise of "a mythical, amazing, graceful creature" at the swimming pool in Bromsgrove, Worcestershire.

However, the management has now put a stop to the 18-year-old's aquatic exploits, citing health and safety reasons.

http://news.sky.com/story/mermaid-banned-from-bromsgrove-swimming-pool-over-health-and-safety-fears-11054326

[Eldorado]

Health & safety reasons = old guys having heart attacks and boys near drowning trying to take selfies.