Matt221 Posted October 3, 2017 #1 Share Posted October 3, 2017 My mate said to me"As one door closes another one opens, so I said"Yep your right......and untill you fix it I'm not buying your buddy car" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stiff Posted October 3, 2017 #2 Share Posted October 3, 2017 I want to stop smoking so my mate said to me, "try the E things." It's not worked, I'm still smoking but now I can't stop dancing. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted October 4, 2017 Author #3 Share Posted October 4, 2017 I was getting into my car, and my mate said to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "You look great, the world's your oyster so you go for it 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sees Posted October 4, 2017 #4 Share Posted October 4, 2017 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Matt221 said: I was getting into my car, and my mate said to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "You look great, the world's your oyster so you go for it Ah a Tim Vine classic one liner! This was his winning one liner of 2012 "Crime in multi storey car parks - that is wrong on so many levels!" Edited October 4, 2017 by sees 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted October 4, 2017 Author #5 Share Posted October 4, 2017 5 minutes ago, sees said: Ah a Tim Vine classic one liner! This was his winning one liner of 2012 "Crime in multi storey car parks - that is wrong on so many levels!" Yep the man is a comedy genius 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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