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Chihuahuas are Demon from Hell.

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Q: what is furry, is farting all day long, looks like Marty Feldmann and is agressive like a T-Rex?

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Breaking News

(CNM) Miami, FL

Both state, local and Federal authorities are cautioning county residents as to a serial ankle-biter. So far, 156 people have been injured.

Going by the nickname "Chi", this creature, which resembles a tiny dog and looks like Marty Feldman, should be considered teethed and extremely agitated.

County residents are advised to remain indoors.

News at 11.....

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I think they all have extremely over-active thyroids ...... their eyes nearly bulge right out of the sockets! :o 

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 Those litttle monsters are miniaturized Carolina dogs, which are the NDN domesticated Dingo. You expect them to be sweet?????:lol:

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Here is a picture of one of those EVIL dogs... notice the demon eyes.

Killer Chihuahua! - WIKIMEDIA COMMONS

Further pictorial evidence that they are insane...

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2 hours ago, pallidin said:

Ever see a ceremony of Satan?

Guess what 4-legged minion of Hell is always there?

That's right... a frigging chihuahua.

Ok, maybe not... but they COULD.

 

It's true!  Chihuahuas worship the Great Goat of Mendes, an incarnation of the Devil himself.

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3 hours ago, acute said:

Can you keep a secret?

I'm with you!  I hate the little shih-tzus.

A Shih-tzu attacked my son when he was about 6 months old. Tore his soft little face up in seconds. 

I have a dislike of small dogs. Especially ones that people let up on the couch or carry around. Those are almost always very aggressive dogs. 

As far as good dog breeds go, you can't beat a Bull mastiff.

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16 minutes ago, Kismit said:

As far as good dog breeds go, you can't beat a Bull mastiff.

Hmmm..... not sure.  Is that one of those slobbery dogs?

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26 minutes ago, acute said:

Hmmm..... not sure.  Is that one of those slobbery dogs?

Bullmastiff_hero_-_Copy.jpg

 

Awwww look at the beautiful puppy... I just want to smooch it's slobbering face...:wub:

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bullmastiff-english-bullmastiff-puppies-

Awwwwww..

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1 hour ago, pallidin said:

Image result for angry chihuahua

Here is a picture of one of those EVIL dogs... notice the demon eyes.

Killer Chihuahua! - WIKIMEDIA COMMONS

Further pictorial evidence that they are insane...

Image result for angry chihuahua

 

Nuke them!

:yes:

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Such a funny thread :tu:..

We had a chihuahua years ago (a dog not by choice really) she was gifted to us as a teeny pup from a litter. Of course she was as cute as a button back then, as most puppies are....that was until her personality and temperament kicked in as she began to get older. In a nut shell, she was the most uptight, selfish, and yappity-yap neurotic pet that we had ever had. Sadly she died after escaping the yard (around the age of 5/6) after being hit by a car. Unfortunately, and it's awful to say...but my grief for her passing was short lived. 

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1 hour ago, Kismit said:

As far as good dog breeds go, you can't beat a Bull mastiff.

 I call my boss's, whose name is Finn, Chumpy Head and Slobber Chops. He follows me around the farm and sawmill and knocks me over when he cuddles. Then he drags me around the door yard with his rope toy. But I only weigh about 130lbs so it isn't much effort for him.

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I mostly like all dogs...but I'll always be a pug gal at heart :wub:

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Just now, Astra. said:

I mostly like all dogs...but I'll always be a pug gal at heart :wub:

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It's like a mini mastiff

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2 minutes ago, Kismit said:

It's like a mini mastiff

Yeah I have a pug...love her to bits. All I want to do is kiss her little frowning wrinkles :P...she's getting on a bit in age now though. 

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13 hours ago, toast said:

Nuke them!

:yes:

This is a terrible idea.

The last thing we need is 7-foot mutant chihuahuas!

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This post is so funny LOL

In defense of being a doggie racist, I have seen a few nice ones. It was an AKC breeder's dogs.

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Smug little b******.

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Ours is 4 years old and its called Rocky.  His breed is - Little Comet - and boy is he quick. 

Info on Rocky

Has the most cute, lovable face (at times when hes not got his "head on")

Will lay on his back, in your arms like a baby.

Eats mature cheddar, butter, ham, corned beef, sausage, spicy chicken wings.  Has a sweet tooth too.  Devours biscuits, doughnuts and likes a saucer of milk before bed.

Detests Labradors, Rottweilers, Dalmatians, (insert here any other medium AND small sized dogs)

He has circled a horse (with rider) with a warning from his fierce front nippers (teeth)

Considers the universe his own territory. 

Pretty adept at punching/podding with his front paws

Can go absolutely mental to such an high degree that he ends up fearless to anything.

He waits for the post man & milk man to arrive and then greets them with severe growls, spin attacks and hind leg balance acts.

To sum up

Rocky is a split personality.

A "cute likkle teddy bear" that can suddenly transform into a T-Rex on acid.  Such insane displays often confuse other canines to such a degree that they swallow hard and then carefully back away.

 

 

 

Edited by Mr Mork
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Chihuahuas honestly scare me. All those videos I've seen of owners kissing their dog on the head and then immediately getting growled at and having their faces bitten are so unsettling. :unsure:

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