Ozymandias Posted November 8, 2017 #1 Share Posted November 8, 2017 I was looking through some archived stuff and the old 'Say Something Obvious' thread was quite entertaining. So I thought I would try to resurrect it and see how it goes by starting the ball rolling with:- "Something obvious" or Balls would roll head over heals if they had heads and heals. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmer77 Posted November 8, 2017 #2 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Its worth spending a little extra to score the good pot. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted November 8, 2017 #3 Share Posted November 8, 2017 I posted this comment. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeder Posted November 8, 2017 #4 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Im too sexy for this thread 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah_444 Posted November 8, 2017 #5 Share Posted November 8, 2017 By the time you finish reading this sentence, you will have finished reading this sentence. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted November 8, 2017 #6 Share Posted November 8, 2017 I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias Posted November 8, 2017 Author #7 Share Posted November 8, 2017 People are stating the obvious here. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unfortunately Posted November 8, 2017 #8 Share Posted November 8, 2017 (edited) Water is wet. Edited November 8, 2017 by Unfortunately 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unfortunately Posted November 8, 2017 #9 Share Posted November 8, 2017 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seaturtlehorsesnake Posted November 8, 2017 #10 Share Posted November 8, 2017 frodo and sam do, in fact, simply walk into mordor 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanillon Posted November 8, 2017 #11 Share Posted November 8, 2017 When you take a bite of a lemon, the chances are that it might be sour. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted November 8, 2017 #12 Share Posted November 8, 2017 I should be working right now and not posting on UM. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted November 8, 2017 #13 Share Posted November 8, 2017 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted November 8, 2017 #14 Share Posted November 8, 2017 If "ifs" and "ands" were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers' hands. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 8, 2017 #15 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Everyone is slowing awakening to shocking truth about the 21st century version of the Tangle Fairy. We have all come across them without realizing their wicked ways. So the next time your throw something out and a few days later you come across a problem that the said missing item would solve - remember the insidious ways of the Wangle Fairy. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted November 8, 2017 #16 Share Posted November 8, 2017 I'm me 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aka CAT Posted November 8, 2017 #17 Share Posted November 8, 2017 You're pleasingly plump. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unfortunately Posted November 9, 2017 #18 Share Posted November 9, 2017 (edited) Electric cables are not swinging vines. Pepsi is better. Edited November 9, 2017 by Unfortunately 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klownzilla Posted November 9, 2017 #19 Share Posted November 9, 2017 T-shirts can't order a pizza! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah_444 Posted November 9, 2017 #20 Share Posted November 9, 2017 17 hours ago, OverSword said: I should be working right now and not posting on UM. The internet is where productivity comes to die. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias Posted November 9, 2017 Author #21 Share Posted November 9, 2017 The internet is an essential, even vital, part of our lives today. How we use it is the issue. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted November 9, 2017 #22 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Arms and legs can't function without us 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seaturtlehorsesnake Posted November 9, 2017 #23 Share Posted November 9, 2017 there is no I in "wasp" 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klownzilla Posted November 10, 2017 #24 Share Posted November 10, 2017 If you die, you're dead 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias Posted November 10, 2017 Author #25 Share Posted November 10, 2017 4 hours ago, Klownzilla said: If you die, you're dead Yeah, but you have to die first. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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