Unfortunately Posted November 10, 2017 #26 Share Posted November 10, 2017 The cake is a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted November 10, 2017 #27 Share Posted November 10, 2017 Trees can't run away when you punch them 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klownzilla Posted November 11, 2017 #28 Share Posted November 11, 2017 Sure, but you can't die if you're dead :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAyMO Posted November 11, 2017 #29 Share Posted November 11, 2017 when you lose something - you will always find it in the last place you look. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 11, 2017 #30 Share Posted November 11, 2017 (edited) Martin Freeman's acting skills. Portrayed a young John Watson in The Office. Portrayed himself in Sherlock. Perfectly mastered the look and feel of a John Watson Hobbit in the J.R.R. Tolkien movie. Now acts out the part of a washed-up John Watson in those adverts for a well known mobile phone network. Whats next for Martin you may ask? Maybe he`ll take over from Kevin Bacon and display for us a jazzed up John (friggin) Watson... Edited November 11, 2017 by Mr Mork 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted November 11, 2017 #31 Share Posted November 11, 2017 Talking of Kevin Bacon he's not edible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aka CAT Posted November 11, 2017 #32 Share Posted November 11, 2017 Just because something rarely happens dosen't mean it never occurs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias Posted November 12, 2017 Author #33 Share Posted November 12, 2017 18 hours ago, aka CAT said: Just because something rarely happens dosen't mean it never occurs. Yeah, and just because something might happen, doesn't mean it will! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted November 15, 2017 #34 Share Posted November 15, 2017 Cheese can't swim 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 15, 2017 #35 Share Posted November 15, 2017 At least once per week you`ll leave a shop and on the way home realise you forgot to purchase something. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeder Posted November 15, 2017 #36 Share Posted November 15, 2017 It will be dark before midnight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Duck Posted November 16, 2017 #37 Share Posted November 16, 2017 "I can't get home if I don't go home" (Actually heard in the office) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aka CAT Posted November 16, 2017 #38 Share Posted November 16, 2017 (edited) 8 hours ago, seeder said: It will be dark before midnight That might depend upon your not living on either of the planet's poles. Edited November 16, 2017 by aka CAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted November 16, 2017 #39 Share Posted November 16, 2017 It will still be dark before midnight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 16, 2017 #40 Share Posted November 16, 2017 Light bulbs always let you down at the wrong moment. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unfortunately Posted November 17, 2017 #41 Share Posted November 17, 2017 The dingo ate her baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galactic Goatman Posted November 17, 2017 #42 Share Posted November 17, 2017 The sky is blue. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fred_mc Posted November 19, 2017 #43 Share Posted November 19, 2017 This is a sentence. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indiogene Posted November 19, 2017 #44 Share Posted November 19, 2017 (edited) The sun is warm, the sky is blue, the grass is green, I see you. (rhymes) Edited November 19, 2017 by Solipsi Rai 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted November 24, 2017 #45 Share Posted November 24, 2017 If you are kind-hearted there will be a long line of people looking to take advantage of that kind heart. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aka CAT Posted November 24, 2017 #46 Share Posted November 24, 2017 What goes around comes around. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 24, 2017 #47 Share Posted November 24, 2017 Other shoppers in supermarkets are blind to your approach and often demonstrate severe lacking in the spacial awareness (around them) dept. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klownzilla Posted November 25, 2017 #48 Share Posted November 25, 2017 If you tell a joke to a bag of rice, it won't laugh! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted November 25, 2017 #49 Share Posted November 25, 2017 Sand is all gritty if you eat it 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aka CAT Posted November 25, 2017 #50 Share Posted November 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Matt221 said: Sand is all gritty if you eat it which is the whole point of birds' having gizzards. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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