Matt221 Posted December 17, 2017 #76 Share Posted December 17, 2017 5 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klownzilla Posted December 18, 2017 #77 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Haha great picture :-D 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klownzilla Posted December 18, 2017 #78 Share Posted December 18, 2017 beating up a camel doesn't make you a great singer! 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 9, 2018 #79 Share Posted January 9, 2018 Although an army of Ants will collect anything they can carry. You wont find any "stamp" collectors among those hordes of insects. ...or... How can you tell if an Ant is a stamp collector? Look closely for their flattened remains on the floor. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooth Sayer Posted January 10, 2018 #80 Share Posted January 10, 2018 Water is always wet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pl1ngpl0ng Posted January 10, 2018 #81 Share Posted January 10, 2018 Dont play with Tigers (to Siegfried & Roy) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted January 12, 2018 #82 Share Posted January 12, 2018 I don't like having to wear a suit on Fridays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted January 12, 2018 #83 Share Posted January 12, 2018 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 12, 2018 #84 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Folk in soap operas who get hit over the head with a blunt weapon will 9 times out of 10 be up and about like nothing ever happened. Think Eileen Grimshaw & Pat Phelan from Coronation Street. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klownzilla Posted January 13, 2018 #85 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Regardless of what you may have heard, a pizza can't become a rabbi! 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted January 13, 2018 #86 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Winston Churchill didn't make a film playing the part of Gary Oldman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 13, 2018 #87 Share Posted January 13, 2018 The last season of Sherlock was more or less complete utter tripe. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 14, 2018 #88 Share Posted January 14, 2018 Nigel Farage is itching to become leader of UKIP for the 3rd, 4th, or whatever it is, time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted January 18, 2018 #89 Share Posted January 18, 2018 Wood burns when set on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 20, 2018 #90 Share Posted January 20, 2018 Karma is not a recognized species of Chameleon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanillon Posted January 23, 2018 #91 Share Posted January 23, 2018 If you tell your worries to a wall, the wall will never tell anyone else. Walls are trustworthy like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 23, 2018 #92 Share Posted January 23, 2018 Freshly cleaned windows soon become dirty again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted January 24, 2018 #93 Share Posted January 24, 2018 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 28, 2018 #94 Share Posted January 28, 2018 There is never enough milk left when you fancy a bowl of cornflakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klownzilla Posted January 29, 2018 #95 Share Posted January 29, 2018 A hamster shouldn't have to pay taxes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 29, 2018 #96 Share Posted January 29, 2018 Candy Crush doesnt make you crave sweets or chocolate. Candy Crush does switch your brain off though and takes you away from what needs to be done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 31, 2018 #97 Share Posted January 31, 2018 In the old days people would often end up hiding behind their sofas, half way through a episode of Dr Who. A time lord in his pin-stripe suit soon brought sheer terror into their front rooms. Nowadays, there is a new menace that creates the same tension and it doesn't come from your TV but from unwelcome specter stood outside your front door. A Mr Who (the heck is that!!!) who looks quite menacing in his pin-stripe suit, shaved hair cut. He/It/Who comes with its own unique weapon - a black document holder. You freeze with terror and then hide behind your sofa as the mysterious visitor lingers with loud knocks and then tries to spot you through your window. But just like the TV show its all soon over and you breath a sigh of relief. But what you find in your letter box reminds you that another bone chilling episode of Mr Who (the debt collector) will be by your door again, next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted February 3, 2018 #98 Share Posted February 3, 2018 It will be cool today with varying low temperatures. The air will be volatile, expect breezes and winds. There is a good chance of rain with the possibility of sleet or snow on higher grounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted February 3, 2018 #99 Share Posted February 3, 2018 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted February 3, 2018 #100 Share Posted February 3, 2018 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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