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acute

  :lol:

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Herr Falukorv

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ouija ouija

Life isn't fair. Life's tapestry is ripped rather than rich. :hmm:

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Mark One

If a new family move in down the road & look like they better fit in with a council estate - IGNORE AND AVOID THEM!

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newbloodmoon

One cannot read brail by running their fingers across their computer screen or mobile device.

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Matt221

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Matt221

Chickens aren't a very good source of milk

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newbloodmoon

Chicken lips are just as hard a commodity to come by as chicken milk.

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Mark One

Pasta is over-rated.

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seeder

A watched clock never boils....

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Mark One

Vegetarian food that is fashioned/shaped into a form that resembles sausage or patties - is still a real puzzler.

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acute

The current UK government is ineffective.

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newbloodmoon
On 2/14/2018 at 0:50 PM, acute said:

The current UK government is ineffective.

I think any government reserves the right to go full potato. 

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Mark One

Whenever you remove a series of screws from a vacuum cleaner, at least 1 of them will sprout tiny legs and never be seen again.

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newbloodmoon

Odds are you’ll eat a food you don’t like

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schadeaux

Odds are the food you eat hates  you

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Ozymandias

Odds are too much food is an unecessary evil.

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Mark One

Never trust people who want you to sign up to some credit score website.  Take that man on the clearscore advert.  All he ever seems to do is spend every waking moment of his life urging folk to check out thier credit score whilst not warning them that any unpaid debt risks being brought back from the dead.  His on-screen partner obviously got fed up and thought he was a right boring b*st*rd.  She's not been seen for at least a year.  Maybe the baliffs got her?  So in a way, that helpful man on the advert is actually a pychopath whose prime interest isn't credit checks, but rather wrecking folks life's.    Oh and he thinks his pet dog talks to him...come on guys!

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'Walt' E. Kurtz

The future is near

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MWoo7

Odds are pigs loved to chow down just like this divine BACON ! omm nom nom nom ! tumblr_onqo181WUS1u9ooogo1_540.gif

 

. . . there had better be pigs in an afterlife or I'm going to raise hell.

 

 

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zygote

When you activate your umbrella it protects you from the rain. 

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ant0n

Some things are out of our control.

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Matt221

Trousers were invented to cover ones legs

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Scholar4Truth

Glasses help your vision :P

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Golden Duck

There's no "I" in "MEAT"

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