acute Posted February 3, 2018 #101 Share Posted February 3, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Falukorv Posted February 3, 2018 #102 Share Posted February 3, 2018 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted February 4, 2018 #103 Share Posted February 4, 2018 Life isn't fair. Life's tapestry is ripped rather than rich. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted February 5, 2018 #104 Share Posted February 5, 2018 If a new family move in down the road & look like they better fit in with a council estate - IGNORE AND AVOID THEM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted February 7, 2018 #105 Share Posted February 7, 2018 One cannot read brail by running their fingers across their computer screen or mobile device. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted February 7, 2018 #106 Share Posted February 7, 2018 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted February 10, 2018 #107 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Chickens aren't a very good source of milk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted February 10, 2018 #108 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Chicken lips are just as hard a commodity to come by as chicken milk. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted February 10, 2018 #109 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Pasta is over-rated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeder Posted February 10, 2018 #110 Share Posted February 10, 2018 A watched clock never boils.... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted February 14, 2018 #111 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Vegetarian food that is fashioned/shaped into a form that resembles sausage or patties - is still a real puzzler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted February 14, 2018 #112 Share Posted February 14, 2018 The current UK government is ineffective. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted February 16, 2018 #113 Share Posted February 16, 2018 On 2/14/2018 at 0:50 PM, acute said: The current UK government is ineffective. I think any government reserves the right to go full potato. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 16, 2018 #114 Share Posted November 16, 2018 Whenever you remove a series of screws from a vacuum cleaner, at least 1 of them will sprout tiny legs and never be seen again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted December 7, 2018 #115 Share Posted December 7, 2018 Odds are you’ll eat a food you don’t like 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schadeaux Posted December 9, 2018 #116 Share Posted December 9, 2018 Odds are the food you eat hates you 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias Posted December 30, 2018 Author #117 Share Posted December 30, 2018 Odds are too much food is an unecessary evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted February 4, 2019 #118 Share Posted February 4, 2019 Never trust people who want you to sign up to some credit score website. Take that man on the clearscore advert. All he ever seems to do is spend every waking moment of his life urging folk to check out thier credit score whilst not warning them that any unpaid debt risks being brought back from the dead. His on-screen partner obviously got fed up and thought he was a right boring b*st*rd. She's not been seen for at least a year. Maybe the baliffs got her? So in a way, that helpful man on the advert is actually a pychopath whose prime interest isn't credit checks, but rather wrecking folks life's. Oh and he thinks his pet dog talks to him...come on guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Walt' E. Kurtz Posted February 4, 2019 #119 Share Posted February 4, 2019 The future is near 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted February 5, 2019 #120 Share Posted February 5, 2019 (edited) Odds are pigs loved to chow down just like this divine BACON ! omm nom nom nom ! . . . there had better be pigs in an afterlife or I'm going to raise hell. Edited February 5, 2019 by MWoo7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zygote Posted October 15, 2019 #121 Share Posted October 15, 2019 When you activate your umbrella it protects you from the rain. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted October 18, 2019 #122 Share Posted October 18, 2019 Some things are out of our control. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted October 19, 2019 #123 Share Posted October 19, 2019 Trousers were invented to cover ones legs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scholar4Truth Posted October 19, 2019 #124 Share Posted October 19, 2019 Glasses help your vision 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Duck Posted October 19, 2019 #125 Share Posted October 19, 2019 There's no "I" in "MEAT" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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