Herr Falukorv 1,678 #102 Posted February 3, 2018 3 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ouija ouija 35,021 #103 Posted February 4, 2018 Life isn't fair. Life's tapestry is ripped rather than rich. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mark One 19,354 #104 Posted February 5, 2018 If a new family move in down the road & look like they better fit in with a council estate - IGNORE AND AVOID THEM! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
newbloodmoon 3,167 #105 Posted February 7, 2018 One cannot read brail by running their fingers across their computer screen or mobile device. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt221 5,909 #107 Posted February 10, 2018 Chickens aren't a very good source of milk 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
newbloodmoon 3,167 #108 Posted February 10, 2018 Chicken lips are just as hard a commodity to come by as chicken milk. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mark One 19,354 #109 Posted February 10, 2018 Pasta is over-rated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seeder 31,266 #110 Posted February 10, 2018 A watched clock never boils.... 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mark One 19,354 #111 Posted February 14, 2018 Vegetarian food that is fashioned/shaped into a form that resembles sausage or patties - is still a real puzzler. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
acute 66,196 #112 Posted February 14, 2018 The current UK government is ineffective. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
newbloodmoon 3,167 #113 Posted February 16, 2018 On 2/14/2018 at 0:50 PM, acute said: The current UK government is ineffective. I think any government reserves the right to go full potato. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mark One 19,354 #114 Posted November 16, 2018 Whenever you remove a series of screws from a vacuum cleaner, at least 1 of them will sprout tiny legs and never be seen again. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
newbloodmoon 3,167 #115 Posted December 7, 2018 Odds are you’ll eat a food you don’t like 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
schadeaux 374 #116 Posted December 9, 2018 Odds are the food you eat hates you 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ozymandias 3,280 #117 Posted December 30, 2018 Odds are too much food is an unecessary evil. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mark One 19,354 #118 Posted February 4, 2019 Never trust people who want you to sign up to some credit score website. Take that man on the clearscore advert. All he ever seems to do is spend every waking moment of his life urging folk to check out thier credit score whilst not warning them that any unpaid debt risks being brought back from the dead. His on-screen partner obviously got fed up and thought he was a right boring b*st*rd. She's not been seen for at least a year. Maybe the baliffs got her? So in a way, that helpful man on the advert is actually a pychopath whose prime interest isn't credit checks, but rather wrecking folks life's. Oh and he thinks his pet dog talks to him...come on guys! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
'Walt' E. Kurtz 6,817 #119 Posted February 4, 2019 The future is near 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MWoo7 9,875 #120 Posted February 5, 2019 (edited) Odds are pigs loved to chow down just like this divine BACON ! omm nom nom nom ! . . . there had better be pigs in an afterlife or I'm going to raise hell. Edited February 5, 2019 by MWoo7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zygote 282 #121 Posted October 15, 2019 When you activate your umbrella it protects you from the rain. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ant0n 1,989 #122 Posted October 18, 2019 Some things are out of our control. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt221 5,909 #123 Posted October 19, 2019 Trousers were invented to cover ones legs 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scholar4Truth 2,933 #124 Posted October 19, 2019 Glasses help your vision 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golden Duck 11,727 #125 Posted October 19, 2019 There's no "I" in "MEAT" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
