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Say Something Obvious

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ant0n

I'd rather be alone than harrassed and bullied by a horde of bloodthirsty daemons.

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Blue Star

Agreed indeed :lol:

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Guyver

Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night before bed.  

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Scholar4Truth

Always wear sun screen at the beach.

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Ozymandias

Nothing is more rounded than zero

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Golden Duck

Nothing is equal to zero

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ant0n

I can see more things on TV once it's turned on.

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Four candles

Don't use blue paint if you want to paint your wall green.

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Matt221

i have to much time on my hands 

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ant0n

I know only a small percentage of Earthlings actually.

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Ozymandias
On 7/12/2020 at 4:18 PM, ant0n said:

I know only a small percentage of Earthlings actually.

And I don't know any aliens!!

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ant0n
12 hours ago, Ozymandias said:

And I don't know any aliens!!

Quite true! And you know what? I do not even feel the need to know about any alien.

 

Implied geocentrism and anthropocentrism at their best: well done.

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Ozymandias

Some aspects of human existence are alien to me. :)  

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Manwon Lender

Wow, the sun comes up in he Morning amazing!!!!!:yes:

The sky is Blue!!:blink:

Man the water is really wet!!!!:tu:

Standing in front and a large window at night!! Man says It's Dark outside!!!!:wacko: 

Women takes a beer out of a Ice Filled Cooler!!! Women says this Cold!!!!:w00t:

Friend pulls up in a Blue Car!! You say hey your care is blue!!!:hmm:

That's all folks!!!!!<_<

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ant0n

I am not pregnant.

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imrunningthismonkeyfarm

Say Something Obvious.. Here goes..

This is a stupid thread.

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ant0n

I don't look as young as I used to.

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Mark One

Earphones always become tangled.

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ant0n

Female ostriches have a much bigger cloaca than hens'. Just look at their eggs.

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Scholar4Truth

Christmas is almost here.

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Desertrat56

Google is making a *** load of money off of the Covid 19 virus with the sales of chrome books to a lot of school districts in the U.S.

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Solipsi Rai

Google is the go-to guide for every question you have about the universe. 

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Mark One

You'll always get that embarrassing, awkward itch somewhere upon your person when your In the presence of others.

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Matt221

At any one time there are more nipples in the world than people

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Mark One

Someone shall post below mine.

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