ant0n Posted June 2, 2020 #176 Share Posted June 2, 2020 I'd rather be alone than harrassed and bullied by a horde of bloodthirsty daemons. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted June 2, 2020 #177 Share Posted June 2, 2020 Agreed indeed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guyver Posted June 2, 2020 #178 Share Posted June 2, 2020 Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night before bed. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scholar4Truth Posted June 27, 2020 #179 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Always wear sun screen at the beach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias Posted June 29, 2020 Author #180 Share Posted June 29, 2020 Nothing is more rounded than zero 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Duck Posted June 30, 2020 #181 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Nothing is equal to zero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted June 30, 2020 #182 Share Posted June 30, 2020 I can see more things on TV once it's turned on. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Bench. Posted June 30, 2020 #183 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Don't use blue paint if you want to paint your wall green. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted July 1, 2020 #184 Share Posted July 1, 2020 i have to much time on my hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted July 12, 2020 #185 Share Posted July 12, 2020 (edited) I know only a small percentage of Earthlings actually. Edited July 12, 2020 by ant0n Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias Posted July 13, 2020 Author #186 Share Posted July 13, 2020 On 7/12/2020 at 4:18 PM, ant0n said: I know only a small percentage of Earthlings actually. And I don't know any aliens!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted July 14, 2020 #187 Share Posted July 14, 2020 12 hours ago, Ozymandias said: And I don't know any aliens!! Quite true! And you know what? I do not even feel the need to know about any alien. Implied geocentrism and anthropocentrism at their best: well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias Posted July 17, 2020 Author #188 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Some aspects of human existence are alien to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Reaper 6 Posted July 17, 2020 #189 Share Posted July 17, 2020 (edited) Wow, the sun comes up in he Morning amazing!!!!! The sky is Blue!! Man the water is really wet!!!! Standing in front and a large window at night!! Man says It's Dark outside!!!! Women takes a beer out of a Ice Filled Cooler!!! Women says this Cold!!!! Friend pulls up in a Blue Car!! You say hey your care is blue!!! That's all folks!!!!! Edited July 17, 2020 by Manwon Lender 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted July 30, 2020 #190 Share Posted July 30, 2020 I am not pregnant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imrunningthismonkeyfarm Posted September 6, 2020 #191 Share Posted September 6, 2020 Say Something Obvious.. Here goes.. This is a stupid thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted September 7, 2020 #192 Share Posted September 7, 2020 I don't look as young as I used to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted September 7, 2020 #193 Share Posted September 7, 2020 Earphones always become tangled. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted September 7, 2020 #194 Share Posted September 7, 2020 Female ostriches have a much bigger cloaca than hens'. Just look at their eggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scholar4Truth Posted September 17, 2020 #195 Share Posted September 17, 2020 Christmas is almost here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Desertrat56 Posted September 17, 2020 #196 Share Posted September 17, 2020 Google is making a *** load of money off of the Covid 19 virus with the sales of chrome books to a lot of school districts in the U.S. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indiogene Posted September 18, 2020 #197 Share Posted September 18, 2020 Google is the go-to guide for every question you have about the universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted September 19, 2020 #198 Share Posted September 19, 2020 You'll always get that embarrassing, awkward itch somewhere upon your person when your In the presence of others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted September 23, 2020 #199 Share Posted September 23, 2020 At any one time there are more nipples in the world than people 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 18, 2020 #200 Share Posted October 18, 2020 (edited) Someone shall post below mine. Edited October 18, 2020 by Mark One Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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