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Brown bear armed with two guns on the loose

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The brown bear brazenly walked into a remote forest cabin, and helped itself to the man's bag plus two guns, say police. 

The animal turned the tables on the 57 year old hunter when he went to a nearby river to get water deep in Irkutsk region. 

'On November 16 he was hunting miles away from the nearest village and decided to stay at a forest cabin,' said a statement from the local interior ministry. 

'He left his belongings in the cabin and went to get some water. On his return, he heard some suspicious sounds and spotted a bear. 

http://siberiantimes.com/other/others/news/beware-brown-bear-armed-with-two-guns-on-the-loose-in-siberian-region

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Let's see, the man found himself in bear country, unarmed. That rather leveled the playing field! :lol:

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:lol:

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Of course, the hunter could have conveyed the arms to an unlicensed person and come up with a wild tale to cover their absence, too. I imagine the police are looking at that pretty hard.

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On 24/11/2017 at 1:03 PM, Lilly said:

Let's see, the man found himself in bear country, unarmed. 

He went there deliberately to hunt bears.

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On 24/11/2017 at 4:09 PM, acute said:

Does a bear shoot in the woods.

Well that answers your question I guess...

 

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In Russia, you don't hunt bear...

bear hunts you.

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A group of men go up into the mountains to go bear hunting. The first morning out, Bill goes out on his own. He comes to a clearing on a hill overlooking a field and sees a bear slowly strolling across the field. He gets the bear in his sites and fires. He then looks all around, but he can't find the bear.

All of a sudden, he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around, and there's the bear. The bear knocks the gun out of his hands, and Bill stands there shaking in his boots.

The bear yells at him, saying he's sick and tired of being shot at and gives Bill an ultimatum. The bear tells him that he can either drop to his knees and blow him, or the bear will eat his face.

Bill immediately drops to his knees and obliges the bear. The bear walks away contented and Bill find his way back to the cabin.

The next morning, Bill takes an even bigger gun with him and goes to the same place he saw the bear before. And sure enough, there was the bear strolling across the field again. Bill gets all excited, gets the bear in his sites and shoots! He looks all around, but there is no bear. All of a sudden he feels a tap on his shoulder again. He turns around, and, surprise, there's the bear. The bear looks at him, knocks the gun out of his hand, and says,''You know the routine.''

Bill drops to his knees and obliges the bear again. When he's done, the bear walks away smoking a cigarette and Bill stumbles back to his cabin.

Bill is all p***ed off now. He grabs the biggest gun he can find and heads to the same spot again. And sure enough, there is the bear strolling across the field again. He gets the bear in his sites, and says to himself, ''Now this bear's gonna ****in' get it!'' He pulls the trigger and, "Ka-BOOM!" He looks all over again, but no bear. Then, just as before, he feels the same tap at his shoulder. He turns around, there's the bear standing there with a big smirk on his face. He looks down at Bill and says, ''You're not in this for the hunting are you?'''

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In soviet Russia the bear shoots you... also i think someone forgot to tell that bear that the soviet times have ended

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So you put a bear costume and people just let you take their gun ?

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Hunters beware:  Planet of the Ursines.

Image result for picture bears with guns

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You really shouldn't mess with bears. Unless you're Dr David Banner that is,,,

 

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18 hours ago, ChaosRose said:

In Russia, you don't hunt bear...

bear hunts you.

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It was just Yogi.  He and Boo-Boo are getting more forceful in asking for pikanic baskets!  Mr. Ranger is missing.  Film at 11!

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How to tell the difference between a brown bear and a grizzly....climb a tree...if the bear climbs after you its brown...if it shakes you out of the tree its grizzly..

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No doubt this bear also hacked the election.

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On 11/24/2017 at 7:03 AM, Lilly said:

Let's see, the man found himself in bear country, unarmed. That rather leveled the playing field! :lol:

:lol: This is great.

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