rodentraiser Posted November 25, 2017 #1 Share Posted November 25, 2017 The purpose of life, the mystery of what happens after death, ghosts, reincarnation, what's out there in space, and UFOs - all explained. It's simple. We live in a glass jar called the universe and our souls are merely containers for our bodies, which get harvested and eaten by aliens. When the aliens want a body, they kill it. Then they eat it and spit out the soul so they can grow another body in it (that accounts for people believing they've been reincarnated). Some souls are too damaged to grow another body. Those are left to roam around as ghosts until they can be repaired (which is why there are so many ghosts after a tragedy or violent killing). So the next time you ask "Why?" about anything, that's why. Alrighty then. So who's got a better explanation that explains the whole shebang in one go? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted November 25, 2017 #2 Share Posted November 25, 2017 4 minutes ago, rodentraiser said: The purpose of life, the mystery of what happens after death, ghosts, reincarnation, what's out there in space, and UFOs - all explained Are all complete fabrications by people seeking some kind of meaning in life for which there is none by default. It is all just a self imposed illusion. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likely Guy Posted November 25, 2017 #3 Share Posted November 25, 2017 14 minutes ago, rodentraiser said: Alrighty then. So who's got a better explanation that explains the whole shebang in one go? We live, we breathe, we die. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExpandMyMind Posted November 25, 2017 #4 Share Posted November 25, 2017 19 minutes ago, rodentraiser said: The purpose of life, the mystery of what happens after death, ghosts, reincarnation, what's out there in space, and UFOs - all explained. It's simple. We live in a glass jar called the universe and our souls are merely containers for our bodies, which get harvested and eaten by aliens. When the aliens want a body, they kill it. Then they eat it and spit out the soul so they can grow another body in it (that accounts for people believing they've been reincarnated). Some souls are too damaged to grow another body. Those are left to roam around as ghosts until they can be repaired (which is why there are so many ghosts after a tragedy or violent killing). So the next time you ask "Why?" about anything, that's why. Alrighty then. So who's got a better explanation that explains the whole shebang in one go? Have you copyrighted this yet? I'd watch that show. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timothy Posted November 25, 2017 #5 Share Posted November 25, 2017 53 minutes ago, rodentraiser said: The purpose of life, the mystery of what happens after death, ghosts, reincarnation, what's out there in space, and UFOs - all explained. It's simple. We live in a glass jar called the universe and our souls are merely containers for our bodies, which get harvested and eaten by aliens. When the aliens want a body, they kill it. Then they eat it and spit out the soul so they can grow another body in it (that accounts for people believing they've been reincarnated). Some souls are too damaged to grow another body. Those are left to roam around as ghosts until they can be repaired (which is why there are so many ghosts after a tragedy or violent killing). So the next time you ask "Why?" about anything, that's why. Alrighty then. So who's got a better explanation that explains the whole shebang in one go? Well that's a horrible explanation, so probably many will have a better one... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timothy Posted November 25, 2017 #6 Share Posted November 25, 2017 The purpose of life: To survive. The mystery of what happens after death: Nothing, the end of biological function, everything goes black and that's it. Ghosts/reincarnation: Humans being mistaken, IMHO ghosts and reincarnation most definitely are not a real thing as there's no real evidence of it. What's out there in space: Planets, stars, interstellar dust in an imperfect vacuum etc. All the good stuff that makes up the universe. UFO's (on earth?): Not of ET origin. Misidentified craft or phenomena etc. -------------------- They are all much better and logical explanations than that crazy stuff you came up with! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likely Guy Posted November 25, 2017 #7 Share Posted November 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Likely Guy said: We live, we breathe, we die. We hug, we kiss, we nudge. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevor borocz johnson Posted November 25, 2017 #8 Share Posted November 25, 2017 1 hour ago, rodentraiser said: The purpose of life, the mystery of what happens after death, ghosts, reincarnation, what's out there in space, and UFOs - all explained. It's simple. We live in a glass jar called the universe and our souls are merely containers for our bodies, which get harvested and eaten by aliens. When the aliens want a body, they kill it. Then they eat it and spit out the soul so they can grow another body in it (that accounts for people believing they've been reincarnated). Some souls are too damaged to grow another body. Those are left to roam around as ghosts until they can be repaired (which is why there are so many ghosts after a tragedy or violent killing). So the next time you ask "Why?" about anything, that's why. Alrighty then. So who's got a better explanation that explains the whole shebang in one go? I usually try to show some support for threads like this that give opinions of the unexplained since everyone else often accuses you of being insane. This is just silly though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likely Guy Posted November 25, 2017 #9 Share Posted November 25, 2017 Sense is what you make of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted November 25, 2017 #10 Share Posted November 25, 2017 3 hours ago, rodentraiser said: We live in a glass jar called the universe But..... What's outside the glass jar? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatetopa Posted November 25, 2017 #11 Share Posted November 25, 2017 I hope you didn't spend too much time on that one or drink anything expensive. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodentraiser Posted November 26, 2017 Author #12 Share Posted November 26, 2017 (edited) On 11/24/2017 at 6:05 PM, ExpandMyMind said: Have you copyrighted this yet? I'd watch that show. I'm not sure an idea can be copyrighted, but when the aliens are exposed, remember you heard it here first! On 11/24/2017 at 6:38 PM, Timonthy said: Well that's a horrible explanation, so probably many will have a better one... I never said I was sane. On 11/24/2017 at 6:47 PM, Timonthy said: The purpose of life: To survive. The mystery of what happens after death: Nothing, the end of biological function, everything goes black and that's it. Ghosts/reincarnation: Humans being mistaken, IMHO ghosts and reincarnation most definitely are not a real thing as there's no real evidence of it. What's out there in space: Planets, stars, interstellar dust in an imperfect vacuum etc. All the good stuff that makes up the universe. UFO's (on earth?): Not of ET origin. Misidentified craft or phenomena etc. -------------------- They are all much better and logical explanations than that crazy stuff you came up with! I never said I was sane. On 11/24/2017 at 7:23 PM, trevor borocz johnson said: I usually try to show some support for threads like this that give opinions of the unexplained since everyone else often accuses you of being insane. This is just silly though. I never said I was sane. 23 hours ago, acute said: But..... What's outside the glass jar? A hedgehog? 23 hours ago, Tatetopa said: I hope you didn't spend too much time on that one or drink anything expensive. I only spend an inordinate amount of time on my number system without a zero, trying to do fractions with it. This, I didn't think about much at all. Like all good ideas, it just popped into my head. Admit it, though, it's the most inclusive theory of everything you've heard so far. I mean, you can't prove it's not true. Edited to add: And on the plus side, you were entertained for a couple of minutes. Edited November 26, 2017 by rodentraiser 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aearluin Posted November 26, 2017 #13 Share Posted November 26, 2017 Sorry but is not quite novel. Just the ither day I read something someonr posted about alien farming us for our suffering and harvesting our souls. Its kind of the same but kind of backwards. And that guy went the extra mile by stating that the moon was a 'processing plant' to convert our suffering into whatever energy these mean alien are into. In two should join forces and write up a script or something!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timothy Posted November 26, 2017 #14 Share Posted November 26, 2017 14 minutes ago, rodentraiser said: ... I never said I was sane. I never said I was sane. I never said I was sane. Admit it, though, it's the most inclusive theory of everything you've heard so far. I mean, you can't prove it's not true. ... Stating that three times in one post is a little concerning. And the ‘you can’t prove it’s not true’ argument is just dumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExpandMyMind Posted November 26, 2017 #15 Share Posted November 26, 2017 (edited) 20 minutes ago, rodentraiser said: I'm not sure an idea can be copyrighted, but when the aliens are exposed, remember you heard it here first! Of course it can. That's exactly what copyrighting is. Yeah, when I'm being probed for the 53rd time I'll be sure to spare a thought for you. Edited November 26, 2017 by ExpandMyMind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevor borocz johnson Posted November 26, 2017 #16 Share Posted November 26, 2017 Just now, Timonthy said: Stating that three times in one post is a little concerning. And the ‘you can’t prove it’s not true’ argument is just dumb. So do you deny the existnece of aliens altogether? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted November 26, 2017 #17 Share Posted November 26, 2017 6 minutes ago, ExpandMyMind said: Yeah, when I'm being probed for the 53rd time I'll be sure to spare a thought for you. I could twist this in so many wrong ways. I hope you got dinner and movie first, just saying. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExpandMyMind Posted November 26, 2017 #18 Share Posted November 26, 2017 Just now, XenoFish said: I could twist this in so many wrong ways. I hope you got dinner and movie first, just saying. Yeah, I was trying to be funny but deadpan is hard on the internet. I should have given him a sly wink 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted November 26, 2017 #19 Share Posted November 26, 2017 1 minute ago, ExpandMyMind said: Yeah, I was trying to be funny but deadpan is hard on the internet. I should have given him a sly wink Option two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExpandMyMind Posted November 26, 2017 #20 Share Posted November 26, 2017 (edited) 7 minutes ago, XenoFish said: Option two. Rectum hanging like a pound of mince. Edited November 26, 2017 by ExpandMyMind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted November 26, 2017 #21 Share Posted November 26, 2017 Just now, ExpandMyMind said: Bum hanging out like a pound of mince. Everything solved. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timothy Posted November 26, 2017 #22 Share Posted November 26, 2017 41 minutes ago, trevor borocz johnson said: So do you deny the existnece of aliens altogether? No way. I think that there has to be other life out there somewhere. To think that Earth is the only planet that has life is a bit sad. We could be the first planet, but there is plenty of the universe much older than what we have! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodentraiser Posted November 27, 2017 Author #23 Share Posted November 27, 2017 (edited) On 11/25/2017 at 7:28 PM, aearluin said: Sorry but is not quite novel. Just the ither day I read something someonr posted about alien farming us for our suffering and harvesting our souls. Its kind of the same but kind of backwards. And that guy went the extra mile by stating that the moon was a 'processing plant' to convert our suffering into whatever energy these mean alien are into. In two should join forces and write up a script or something!! Actually, I have a Star Trek book I want to write first.... On the other hand, at least I explained why ghosts are always more common when people have been violently killed as opposed to dying peacefully their sleep. I know a lot of people have asked that question. Edited November 27, 2017 by rodentraiser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodentraiser Posted November 27, 2017 Author #24 Share Posted November 27, 2017 On 11/25/2017 at 7:33 PM, Timonthy said: Stating that three times in one post is a little concerning. And the ‘you can’t prove it’s not true’ argument is just dumb. Well, I never said I was sane! Or smart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodentraiser Posted November 27, 2017 Author #25 Share Posted November 27, 2017 On 11/25/2017 at 7:33 PM, ExpandMyMind said: Of course it can. That's exactly what copyrighting is. Yeah, when I'm being probed for the 53rd time I'll be sure to spare a thought for you. I wonder if I can copyright my number system then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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