Eldorado Posted November 27, 2017 #1 Share Posted November 27, 2017 (edited) Quote Doctors treating a man for suspected food poisoning got the shock of their lives after they found as many as 263 coins and shaving blades - a total of 5kg of metal objects - in his stomach. http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/doctors-successfully-remove-263-coins-shaving-blades-needles-weighing-5kg-mans-stomach-1649035 Some folks are nuts, some are nuts & bolts Edited November 27, 2017 by Saru Source link replaced 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurzweil Posted November 28, 2017 #2 Share Posted November 28, 2017 My dog thinks he's a gumball machine. He eats pennies and other loose change. His return is not gumballs though. Catching him in the act and trying to retrieve it though is as to be expected. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_KB_ Posted November 28, 2017 #3 Share Posted November 28, 2017 cashier: you're missing 50 cents man: hold on a sec *goes to the toilet *comes back fives cashier the cents cashier: what were you doing in there and why do these smell? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stiff Posted November 28, 2017 #4 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Yep. He definitley had a screw loose. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatgrimlife Posted November 28, 2017 #5 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Err. I’ve been depressed. But not so much so I’ve swallowed razor blades. Like. How?! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragon1440 Posted November 28, 2017 #6 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Maybe his depression was caused by chemical imbalance in his brain body and he craved metal to supplement and try to balance? The body will do that like when low on iorn or sodium. Only thing I can think of but what was missibg that metal balanced who knows! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrunchkruckets Posted November 28, 2017 #7 Share Posted November 28, 2017 God I just love reading the comments xD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatgrimlife Posted November 28, 2017 #8 Share Posted November 28, 2017 21 minutes ago, dragon1440 said: Maybe his depression was caused by chemical imbalance in his brain body and he craved metal to supplement and try to balance? The body will do that like when low on iorn or sodium. Only thing I can think of but what was missibg that metal balanced who knows! Man, I’ve got some pretty incredible imbalances. Especially coupled with my ulcerative colitis and borderline personality disorder. Eating razors still doesn’t seem appetizing even with my iron deficiency. I just crave bloody rare meat. >.> 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingAngel Posted November 28, 2017 #9 Share Posted November 28, 2017 If he swallowed by mistake; within 24h it should goes into butt hole. But 200+ pennies and stay in stomach.. even a pig cash can't beat it.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vorg Posted November 28, 2017 #10 Share Posted November 28, 2017 At least he has some cash to pay for the operation. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simplybill Posted November 29, 2017 #11 Share Posted November 29, 2017 (edited) "When all you have is salsa, everything looks like a chip." Edited November 29, 2017 by simplybill 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paperdyer Posted November 30, 2017 #12 Share Posted November 30, 2017 (edited) On 11/28/2017 at 6:42 PM, South Alabam said: At least he has some cash to pay for the operation. That's why I have gold crowns on my molars. Never broke. BTW - Where any of the coins collectable? Either way they are now. Edited November 30, 2017 by paperdyer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon the frog Posted December 11, 2017 #13 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Weight in the stomach it's a way to get rid of hunger... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 11, 2017 #14 Share Posted December 11, 2017 If he had any sense, he would've swallowed some acid to dissolve the metals. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFOwatcher Posted December 12, 2017 #15 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Bet he always wondered why his compass pointed toward him.... "Jim, go find your paw. He's wondered off again, take this compass to locate him"... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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