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Nasty Christmas Cards


Duke Wellington

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Is it appropriate to send a Christmas card to someone most people dont like at work that says:

Merry Xmas ......

I took pity on you in case you dont get many cards this xmas.

signed

.......

 

Can anybody better it?

 

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Merry Christmas!

Hope you have a great one

I'd invite you over to our party but I wouldn't want to offend anyone

BTW, is that skin condition getting any better?

Happy New Year, too!

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I sent out cards one year the had a lovely picture on the front of a winter creek with a cardinal sitting in a tree.

Inside the caption said " midget dick! midget dick! midget dick!"

Folks still mention them to this day with love and admiration.

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I once photographed a really crap card and sent it by msn (is that right, msn?) to people instead of bothering to write any cards. I accompanied it with the message; 'I will only be sending one card this year, and if you have received this message it means that unfortunately you have not been the selected recipient. But please enjoy this beautiful full colour reproduction'. 

 

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