Still Waters Posted January 30, 2018 #1 Share Posted January 30, 2018 A monstrous reward is being offered by a video game company to anyone who can provide proof for the existence of various legendary cryptids from around the world. The proverbial Bigfoot bounty, which stands at a whopping $75,000 dollars, has been issued by Capcom in conjunction with the release of their new game 'Monster Hunter: World.' In keeping with the title's global theme, the contest targets ten legendary cryptids said to reside in different parts of the world. https://kfbk.iheart.com/featured/coast-to-coast-am/content/2018-01-29-cryptid-proof-could-net-huge-prize/ https://www.coasttocoastam.com/article/cryptid-proof-could-net-huge-prize 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piney Posted January 30, 2018 #2 Share Posted January 30, 2018 I can't like this. This will fill the Pine Barrens with more idiots than we already have. Suburban redneck trophy hunters are bad enough.... 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmer77 Posted January 30, 2018 #3 Share Posted January 30, 2018 (edited) A video game company? I'm afraid in a couple of weeks we'll be experiencing a rash of pale, out of shape kids having to get rescued from the wilds. Edited January 30, 2018 by Farmer77 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted January 30, 2018 #4 Share Posted January 30, 2018 I rekon it's a safe bet not to many of these creatures will turn up 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piney Posted January 30, 2018 #5 Share Posted January 30, 2018 27 minutes ago, Farmer77 said: A video game company? I'm afraid in a couple of weeks we'll be experiencing a rash of pale, out of shape kids having to get rescued from the wilds. and the boss and I will be doing it...... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orphalesion Posted January 30, 2018 #6 Share Posted January 30, 2018 What? They are looking for the Lochness Monster and Mermaids, but not Unicorns? We're not good enough for them? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piney Posted January 30, 2018 #7 Share Posted January 30, 2018 @Farmer77 A group of Bigfoot or Jersey Devil hunters were in the Ocean Spray/ North Wharton area stumbling around and setting up call recordings. I was skulking them along with my big kitty friend who was also curious. It was after I stopped carrying because the released bears and lioness were use to my presence. Didn't notice the 17 under the one jackasses' jacket. He threw 10 rounds at me not knowing who or what I was. I sense a train wreck coming. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmer77 Posted January 30, 2018 #8 Share Posted January 30, 2018 1 minute ago, Piney said: @Farmer77 A group of Bigfoot or Jersey Devil hunters were in the Ocean Spray/ North Wharton area stumbling around and setting up call recordings. I was skulking them along with my big kitty friend who was also curious. It was after I stopped carrying because the released bears and lioness were use to my presence. Didn't notice the 17 under the one jackasses' jacket. He threw 10 rounds at me not knowing who or what I was. I sense a train wreck coming. No kidding? God people just suck. Thankfully I've always gotten to go get them after they realized how bad they suck , not while they're still living their Blair Witch/ Jeremiah Johnson fantasies. Good luck man hopefully the latest game release will distract them before they get out the door. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piney Posted January 30, 2018 #9 Share Posted January 30, 2018 Just now, Farmer77 said: No kidding? God people just suck. Thankfully I've always gotten to go get them after they realized how bad they suck , not while they're still living their Blair Witch/ Jeremiah Johnson fantasies. Good luck man hopefully the latest game release will distract them before they get out the door. I "toyed" with them all night then two-wayed the rangers in the morning. Can't be carrying a firearm in a N.J.State Forest. It's a automatic 5 years. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmer77 Posted January 30, 2018 #10 Share Posted January 30, 2018 Just now, Piney said: I "toyed" with them all night then two-wayed the rangers in the morning. Can't be carrying a firearm in a N.J.State Forest. It's a automatic 5 years. Oh so the guy who shot at unidentified noises was illegally carrying a gun? Its funny how gun safety and legality seem to go hand in hand. As for the cryptids I'm a believer to a certain extent so I would be extremely excited about any kind of evidence that could be discovered, I just cringe at encouraging the gamer demographic flocking to the woods. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV-426 Posted January 30, 2018 #11 Share Posted January 30, 2018 $75,000 dollars? The Saudi's had $31.8m up for grabs in a camel beauty contest... I wouldn't even get out of bed to pack my monster detection kit for a paltry $75,000! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BorizBadinov Posted January 30, 2018 #12 Share Posted January 30, 2018 43 minutes ago, Piney said: I "toyed" with them all night then two-wayed the rangers in the morning. Can't be carrying a firearm in a N.J.State Forest. It's a automatic 5 years. So I just need to point Capcom to your trailer and collect my 75k right? Sweet! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundew Posted January 30, 2018 #13 Share Posted January 30, 2018 Would a picture of Ted Bundy or Son of Sam do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddword Posted January 30, 2018 #14 Share Posted January 30, 2018 Looking for real life monsters? Ok.. How about looking at the North Korean regime. You can't get more monstrous than Kim Jong Un and his band of evil minions. That was easy! Just send me my money to eddwordd@gmail.com..Via Pay Pal. Thanks I can sure use the cash right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Wearer of Hats Posted January 30, 2018 #15 Share Posted January 30, 2018 2 hours ago, Orphalesion said: What? They are looking for the Lochness Monster and Mermaids, but not Unicorns? We're not good enough for them? Because we already know unicorns exist, they just got fat and we now call them Rhinoceros. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orphalesion Posted January 30, 2018 #16 Share Posted January 30, 2018 52 minutes ago, Sir Wearer of Hats said: Because we already know unicorns exist, they just got fat and we now call them Rhinoceros. That...I don't even....I AM NOT FAT! Yeah I know that the monoceros of the Greeks, the origin of the unicorn myth was actually a fanciful record of the Indian rhino (which actually really only has one horn, unlike the African one with its two). But we also know Nessie was a prop, Bigfoot was a guy in a suit and mermaids were manatees 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_KB_ Posted January 30, 2018 #17 Share Posted January 30, 2018 * Takes a camera points it at a random group of people, takes picture "Where's my money?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piney Posted January 30, 2018 #18 Share Posted January 30, 2018 3 hours ago, BorizBadinov said: So I just need to point Capcom to your trailer and collect my 75k right? Sweet! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon the frog Posted January 30, 2018 #19 Share Posted January 30, 2018 Sophia is enough to get my 70k... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon the frog Posted January 31, 2018 #20 Share Posted January 31, 2018 2 hours ago, Jon the frog said: Sophia is enough to get my 70k... She's a monster ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klownzilla Posted January 31, 2018 #21 Share Posted January 31, 2018 Wow! No ex wife or in-law jokes yet. I'm impressed :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podo Posted January 31, 2018 #22 Share Posted January 31, 2018 Monster hunter fans are mostly pasty-skinned scrubs. They're gunna die in the wilds looking for monsters. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripGun Posted January 31, 2018 #23 Share Posted January 31, 2018 Blanka didn't make this list? Nice Capcom... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piney Posted January 31, 2018 #24 Share Posted January 31, 2018 31 minutes ago, Podo said: Monster hunter fans are mostly pasty-skinned scrubs. They're gunna die in the wilds looking for monsters. Darwinism at work. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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