Aquila King Posted February 5, 2018 #1 Share Posted February 5, 2018 You're going through a standard grocery or retail store, when you stumble across a piece of paper on the ground next to your cart. You pick it up and discover it's a shopping list, but it has some of the strangest and most random items on the list you can think of... What's on the list? Go! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowSot Posted February 5, 2018 #2 Share Posted February 5, 2018 3 hours ago, Aquila King said: You're going through a standard grocery or retail store, when you stumble across a piece of paper on the ground next to your cart. You pick it up and discover it's a shopping list, but it has some of the strangest and most random items on the list you can think of... What's on the list? Go! Whiskey, Santa Clause outift, KY, Turkey, bird feed. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted February 7, 2018 #3 Share Posted February 7, 2018 Whiskey, Santa Clause outift, KY, Turkey, bird feed eggs,soldering iron,catalyst for hardening fibre glass 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted February 13, 2018 #4 Share Posted February 13, 2018 Gin, Mrs.Clause outfit, mistletoe, pre-cooked Christmas dinner for one, 4 litre tub of Quality Street chocs, 2litre tub of Ben & Jerry's Christmas pudding flavoured ice-cream. (Just to be clear, this is NOT my own shopping list!) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted February 13, 2018 #5 Share Posted February 13, 2018 Slaughterhouse red paint, a tin of prunes, 25 six inch nails, rabbit food, the best of Erasure on CD, a pound of tripe, six envelopes, corn plasters, lip cream, 4 tins of smart price beans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted February 21, 2018 #6 Share Posted February 21, 2018 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted February 21, 2018 #7 Share Posted February 21, 2018 TCP, Frey Bentos Meatballs in gravy, Octopus, Vicks Vapor Rub, Dr Who action figure, Dripping, Pomegranates, Pug Poster, Foot fungal powder, Book on frog farming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted February 22, 2018 #8 Share Posted February 22, 2018 1 pint of Yak milk,bandages,gearbox oil, glass, Mickley mouse mask and a she-wee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rashore Posted February 22, 2018 #9 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Yougoslavian fingers, satans kiss, cavemans club, dragon tongue, banana legs, 1020's, disposable thirds, and used railroad track. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Monk Posted March 11, 2018 #10 Share Posted March 11, 2018 A tin of Gazpacho soup, the album "Welcome to the Planet Pop" by Scooch, a cheeseburger pizza, a vajazzle kit, an Ant and Dec clock, Mel B's PS3 Worksout, a packet of One Direction biscuits, a Skittles cherry-scented candle, a Make Your Own Felt Penguin Kit, an inflatable crocodile, a Chewits branded dragon bath sponge, this month's edition of Sheep! magazine, a box of Darjeeling, a tin of watermelon rind, a tapioca loaf, a first aid kit, the new First Aid Kit album, a packet of chocolate and cherry sandwiches on cinnamon bread, a tin of chocolate covered bamboo worms, a cat's Superman costume, ten golf balls, a Scalextric set, a tube of Germolene and a tin opener. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katniss Posted March 11, 2018 #11 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Black leather rave outfit with chrome spikes, leather choke collar, pink fuzzy handcuffs, chains and heart shaped locks, breathable ball gag, small saddle, riding crop, and plenty of lube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV-426 Posted March 11, 2018 #12 Share Posted March 11, 2018 On 21/02/2018 at 5:52 PM, Matt221 said: Looks like a pretty normal shopping list to me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV-426 Posted March 11, 2018 #13 Share Posted March 11, 2018 A VHS copy of The Breakfast Club with Japanese subtitles, an unladen swallow (African), Margot Robbie, a house made out of bacon, otters' noses, pretzels and a small village in Northern England Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted March 12, 2018 #14 Share Posted March 12, 2018 1/2 gallon of formaldehyde, baby rattle, cheese, picture of the Donald and a woman's own magazine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 12, 2018 #15 Share Posted March 12, 2018 10.15am, money van arrives....10.16am, guard exits vehicle and enters building...10.18am, guard exits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted March 2, 2019 #16 Share Posted March 2, 2019 (edited) On 13/02/2018 at 5:53 AM, ouija ouija said: Gin, Mrs.Clause outfit, mistletoe, pre-cooked Christmas dinner for one, 4 litre tub of Quality Street chocs, 2litre tub of Ben & Jerry's Christmas pudding flavoured ice-cream. (Just to be clear, this is NOT my own shopping list!) What, off the gin? Edited March 2, 2019 by purrrpetrator sorry, I never read the dates... it's been a year+ already... you could be back on the gin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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