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DA: Derailers Anonymous Thread II


kmt_sesh

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Just now, kmt_sesh said:

Yay, you get your own parade!

Lol will there be cake and a piñata?

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1 minute ago, kmt_sesh said:

Look, everyone! It's a photo of my favorite mummy on Bing!

Mummy%20of%20Harwa.jpg

Youre famous

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Just now, Ruby04 said:

Lol will there be cake and a piñata?

You do piñatas in Australia? That's funny: a Mexican tradition popular in the US, practiced in Australia.

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1 minute ago, kmt_sesh said:

You do piñatas in Australia? That's funny: a Mexican tradition popular in the US, practiced in Australia.

Yes but with a cricket bat, those bats are heavy.

 

Can I have a human one please? I have someone in mind

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2 minutes ago, kmt_sesh said:

Look, everyone! It's a photo of my favorite mummy on Bing!

Mummy%20of%20Harwa.jpg

It's funny what you notice in pictures. I've taught people about this mummy for fifteen years and have lecture on him. But this photo is the first time I've noticed all of those little holes in the temporal area behind his left eye. LOL Does he have worms? He'd better not!

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1 minute ago, kmt_sesh said:

You do piñatas in Australia? That's funny: a Mexican tradition popular in the US, practiced in Australia.

They do barbecues (aka "barbies" - not the doll) as well.

They're antipodal, but not as weird as we think.

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1 minute ago, Ruby04 said:

Yes but with a cricket bat, those bats are heavy.

 

Can I have a human one please? I have someone in mind

Here you go:

150506-news-james-corden.jpg

Just have him wear the costume. You bring the bat.

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2 minutes ago, kmt_sesh said:

It's funny what you notice in pictures. I've taught people about this mummy for fifteen years and have lecture on him. But this photo is the first time I've noticed all of those little holes in the temporal area behind his left eye. LOL Does he have worms? He'd better not!

That did look linear.

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Just now, kmt_sesh said:

Here you go:

150506-news-james-corden.jpg

Just have him wear the costume. You bring the bat.

All DA welcomed :devil: why should my friends miss the fun. Its ok he don't need heart or below belt parts

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1 minute ago, Likely Guy said:

They do barbecues (aka "barbies" - not the doll) as well.

They're antipodal, but not as weird as we think.

So that's what "barbie" means to an Aussie. And here I thought everyone from Down Under had a...um...strange fixation with dolls. :lol:

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5 minutes ago, kmt_sesh said:

Here you go:

150506-news-james-corden.jpg

Just have him wear the costume. You bring the bat.

Pshaw. Fake bats.

A few minutes with a good old CCM hockey stick.

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2 minutes ago, kmt_sesh said:

So that's what "barbie" means to an Aussie. And here I thought everyone from Down Under had a...um...strange fixation with dolls. :lol:

BBQ or the doll.

If you say I'm having a Barbie it means BBQ.

If you say I brought a kid a Barbie its the doll

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1 minute ago, Likely Guy said:

 

Pshaw. Fake bats.

A few minutes with a good old CCM hockey stick.

Between Cricket bats, Base ball bats and Hockey sticks I think we can get revenge very well

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Just now, Ruby04 said:

Between Cricket bats, Base ball bats and Hockey sticks I think we can get revenge very well

How... 'multinational' of you!

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1 minute ago, Likely Guy said:

How... 'multinational' of you!

Hey why take away what the people know to use correctly, gotta keep it fun

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6 minutes ago, Ruby04 said:

Between Cricket bats, Base ball bats and Hockey sticks I think we can get revenge very well

How about the daddy paddle?

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Just now, kmt_sesh said:

How about the daddy paddle?

Sure Shadow needs to join the fun.

What was used in Egypt back in the day? 

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Just now, Ruby04 said:

Sure Shadow needs to join the fun.

What was used in Egypt back in the day? 

Long cane rods smacked against the bottoms of bare feet. In severe cases the nose and/or ears were cut off. In even more severe cases, tickle torture.

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2 minutes ago, kmt_sesh said:

How about the daddy paddle?

I wouldn't take it out in deep water, the handle's too short!

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Just now, kmt_sesh said:

Long cane rods smacked against the bottoms of bare feet. In severe cases the nose and/or ears were cut off. In even more severe cases, tickle torture.

Ohh that sounds fun. Can we wet the cane first make it sting a little more

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Just now, Likely Guy said:

I wouldn't take it out in deep water, the handle's too short!

Wrong kind of paddle

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2 minutes ago, Ruby04 said:

Ohh that sounds fun. Can we wet the cane first make it sting a little more

They may well have done that. Sounds wicked. So...sure.

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Just now, kmt_sesh said:

They may well have done that. Sounds wicked. So...sure.

Would teach a lesson or two

 

Just now, Likely Guy said:

*thinks* :blush:

The guys started it

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