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DA: Derailers Anonymous Thread II


kmt_sesh

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1 minute ago, kmt_sesh said:

We see that all the time in Alt History, don't we? It's happening right now again, as a matter of fact.

The Giant's thread? 

 I saw that. Can't get into giants. Just makes me shake my head.

 There's a thread claiming Incan vitrification on Fortean Times, and that's another one. 

 

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Just now, kmt_sesh said:

I am off to bed. I shall crawl into my cocoon and slip into slumber. I need to be well rested for my mummy friends tomorrow. Night, all!

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Goodnight see you tomorrow :)

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The best time to find out you're the best man at a wedding you were thinking of skipping is at midnight the night before. Especially after no one's said a word to you about the time or place of it.

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2 minutes ago, Likely Guy said:

Stay!

Too lazy to move much

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2 minutes ago, ShadowSot said:

The best time to find out you're the best man at a wedding you were thinking of skipping is at midnight the night before. Especially after no one's said a word to you about the time or place of it.

You know why they call it "best man"?

Not because he's your bestest friend, it's that back in the old days when a man stole a wife he took his "best man" to the fight with him.

Challenge the bride's father to a duel.

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Just now, Likely Guy said:

Might as well be a cat.

Lol, he moved..........to fart and poop on the desk, thanks Ralph you stunk

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3 minutes ago, Likely Guy said:

You know why they call it "best man"?

Not because he's your bestest friend, it's that back in the old days when a man stole a wife he took his "best man" to the fight with him.

Challenge the bride's father to a duel.

It's sort of the last minute, and it's my sister's wedding. Apparently the groom couldn't get his mates down here in time. 

 And yes, I remember why it's there. I was specifically asked to be my best friend's best man and asked to carry one of my real swords because of concerns over the bride's family two years back. I also got a nice kukri as a gift for it.

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Just now, ShadowSot said:

It's sort of the last minute, and it's my sister's wedding. Apparently the groom couldn't get his mates down here in time. 

 And yes, I remember why it's there. I was specifically asked to be my best friend's best man and asked to carry one of my real swords because of concerns over the bride's family two years back. I also got a nice kukri as a gift for it.

Wearing a kilt?

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2 minutes ago, Likely Guy said:

Had a movement.

Of more then one kind damn he stunk

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Just now, ShadowSot said:

Indeedy.

 

3 minutes ago, Likely Guy said:

Wearing a kilt?

 

I will behave and not comment :whistle:

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7 minutes ago, Ruby04 said:

Of more then one kind damn he stunk

If he was a vegetablarian it wouldn't be so bad.

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Just now, Likely Guy said:

If he was a vegetabalarian it wouldn't be so bad.

Only bugs, he refuses to touch fruit or veg

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5 minutes ago, Ruby04 said:

 

 

I will behave and not comment :whistle:

For the record, I wore it as traditionally as possible.

5 minutes ago, Likely Guy said:

Put your kukri in your sporran.

Only had the sporran for the wedding. This one is more normal US wedding near Margaritaville.

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2 minutes ago, ShadowSot said:

For the record, I wore it as traditionally as possible.

Only had the sporran for the wedding. This one is more normal US wedding near Margaritaville.

DUDE TMI lol

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1 minute ago, ShadowSot said:

For the record, I wore it as traditionally as possible.

Only had the sporran for the wedding. This one is more normal US wedding near Margaritaville.

Suddenly, I so want to go to this wedding.

Introduce me as the "weird ass uncle from up north".

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1 minute ago, Likely Guy said:

Suddenly, I so want to go to this wedding.

Introduce me as the "weird ass uncle from up north".

I'll use that line when I one day get married to explain my UM family :P 

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1 minute ago, Ruby04 said:

DUDE TMI lol

TMI or not enough? 

1 minute ago, Likely Guy said:

Suddenly, I so want to go to this wedding.

Introduce me as the "weird ass uncle from up north".

Be glad to. Bribe me with wood. I'm easy like that.

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Just now, ShadowSot said:

TMI or not enough? 

Be glad to. Bribe me with wood. I'm easy like that.

TMI.

Lol yeah you're easy to bribe, coffee, choc and wood does it

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Just now, Ruby04 said:

TMI.

It was a good breeze that day.

Just now, Ruby04 said:

Lol yeah you're easy to bribe, coffee, choc and wood does it

Super easy. I should never go into politics.

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Just now, ShadowSot said:

It was a good breeze that day.

Super easy. I should never go into politics.

OMG I have no words :lol:

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