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DA: Derailers Anonymous Thread II


kmt_sesh

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1 minute ago, Ruby04 said:

Lol not his style. The jewellery I'm trying to sell.

 

Burnt the engagement party invite I kept copy of, photos and couple other things I found felt better.

Soaked them in alcohol and lit them on fire.

Well that was a grand waste of alcohol!

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4 minutes ago, Likely Guy said:

I'll take the former off your hands and give the latter wear to Shadowsot.

I can't pull off a dress, it's my legs. They only go up a quarter way. 

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1 minute ago, Likely Guy said:

Well that was a grand waste of alcohol!

Rubbing/cleaning stuff not drinkable stuff

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17 minutes ago, Likely Guy said:

We don't really say "aboot" in Canadia.

LOL Yes, you do. I grew up in northern Minnesota and ended up with a few Canadian friends. One of the first things I noticed was "aboot."

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1 minute ago, kmt_sesh said:

Huge country, vast forests and flatlands, nice people. It's quite lovely there. Just make sure to go in the summer. I can't imagine how people put up with Canadian winters.

It's actually nicer up here right now than it is on the US east coast.

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1 minute ago, kmt_sesh said:

LOL Yes, you do. I grew up in northern Minnesota and ended up with a few Canadian friends. One of the first things I noticed was "aboot."

Let me guess, they were from Fort Frances or T'under Bay?

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5 minutes ago, Ruby04 said:

Rubbing/cleaning stuff not drinkable stuff

Okay. That was almost alcohol abuse.

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2 minutes ago, ShadowSot said:

I've known several Canadians. Aboot the hoose and pronounce "Z" as zed is the norm

Of course, and proper North American football is played with 3 downs.

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Just now, Likely Guy said:

Of course, and proper North American football is played with 3 downs.

Whatever, commie. 

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2 minutes ago, Likely Guy said:

Okay. That was almost alcohol abuse.

Like I'd use the good stuff

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1 minute ago, ShadowSot said:

Whatever, commie. 

We prefer, "Social Democrat".

...and if you can't move a ball ten yards in three tries you don't deserve a first down.

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5 minutes ago, Likely Guy said:

Let me guess, they were from Fort Frances or T'under Bay?

I honestly can't remember. I was a kid, so you can imagine ho far back in distant history that was. This was northern Minnesota, so I'm thinking it was Manitoba but could've been Ontario. I lost touch with them by the end of my teens or early twenties, but sadly one of them passed away.

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7 minutes ago, Likely Guy said:

Of course, and proper North American football is played with 3 downs.

Real football is the game where there are 11 players on each team and they use their feet to play. Some savages call it soccer.

I better leave before I get lynched. :P

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3 minutes ago, Likely Guy said:

We prefer, "Social Democrat".

...and if you can't move a ball ten yards in three tries you don't deserve a first down.

Sure sure, whatever. Y'all are just soft from all that health care and crap. 

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1 minute ago, kmt_sesh said:

I honestly can't remember. I was a kid, so you can imagine ho far back in distant history that was. This was northern Minnesota, so I'm thinking it was Manitoba but could've been Ontario. I lost touch with them by the end of my teens or early twenties, but sadly one of them passed away.

I actually made it down to International Falls with my parents, when I was 13. That was the extent of my foray to Minnesota.

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1 minute ago, Likely Guy said:

We prefer, "Social Democrat".

...and if you can't move a ball ten yards in three tries you don't deserve a first down.

Football (American style) is still hugely popular here in the U.S., but soccer (real football) has become quite popular here, too. I know it is in Chicago. For a while I was even a ref for AYSO. That was both fun and funny (I'm about the least athletic person of all time). My sister was a coach for a little girls' team and she recruited me to help as a ref, so it's all her fault.

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3 minutes ago, Noteverythingisaconspiracy said:

Real football is the game where there are 11 players on each team and they use their feet to play. Some savages call it soccer.

I better leave before I get lynched. :P

Actually the best brand of 'football' for entertainment is Ozzie rules.

Go, Geelong Cats!

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3 minutes ago, ShadowSot said:

Sure sure, whatever. Y'all are just soft from all that health care and crap. 

...and maple tree sap.

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Have you all not seen Aussie rules Football?

Tight shorts and sleeveless tops

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4 minutes ago, Noteverythingisaconspiracy said:

Real football is the game where there are 11 players on each team and they use their feet to play. Some savages call it soccer.

I better leave before I get lynched. :P

Oh, no, I know we're the savages. No point in denying it. I like kids soccer but not so much the professional version, where the players tend to be such drama queens. Someone at the opposite end of the stadium and 20 rows up above the field will sneeze, and some player will grab his leg and tumble to the ground, screaming.

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1 minute ago, Likely Guy said:

Actually the best brand of 'football' for entertainment is Ozzie rules.

Go, Geelong Cats!

You're an honorary Aussie :)

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Just now, Ruby04 said:

Have you all not seen Aussie rules Football?

Tight shorts and sleeveless tops

Do they have a women's league yet?

No! Buncha sexist pigs. <_<

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1 minute ago, Ruby04 said:

Have you all not seen Aussie rules Football?

Tight shorts and sleeveless tops

Really? They dress like me? I doubt they look as good.

(It was hard typing that last part without snickering.)

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1 minute ago, Likely Guy said:

...and maple tree sap.

There's a reason we're still friends with you frozen pinko commies, and it's that sweet, sweet ambrosia. 

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