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ArgfromTowie

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I'm on the Olympic ski jump team. Go USA! 

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I am a killer

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I never lose my temper at home and I refuse to turn the room blue with vile profanities.

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I was fined $1000 for not caging my oviraptor

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I absolutely love all this sport on tv and radio at the moment it proper riveting and even better the're talking about 2022 winter Olympics I can't wait

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In my childhood I never wanted to be a spaceman and a part-time ice-cream man.

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I hated my day out today birdin I was forced to watch a party of four of the usually elusive Hawfinch it was bloody boring

 

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I wear a bright pink pair of sweats, instead of juicy on the butt they say Mark One

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I have no worries in the world! And I don't miss wine!

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On 2/23/2018 at 1:48 PM, newbloodmoon said:

I was fined $1000 for not caging my oviraptor

Thought this said vibrator for a sec!??!

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1 hour ago, Deborah72 said:

Thought this said vibrator for a sec!??!

That fine is not as steep.

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9 hours ago, Deborah72 said:

Thought this said vibrator for a sec!??!

 

8 hours ago, kmt_sesh said:

That fine is not as steep.

If only you knew what my vibrator looked like. It’s a life sized big bird model with a kick start,

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