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Does Bigfoot deserve human rights ?


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ive been hearing arguments that apes should get human rights because theyre smart enough for it, and whether or not you agree with that, I Believe The Real Question We Should Be Asking Here... is whether or not Bigfoot would get those rights.

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If Bigfoot is ever proven to be real, he is either endangered or one of the most stealthy creatures ever known to exist. In my eyes they would darn sure deserve those rights.

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Yes, but only after rights are granted to limit use of Caps Lock keys and question marks...

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Seeing as "Bigfoot" is a human in a gorilla suite then.... yes.... he/she deserves human rights ? 

Otherwise...no. You see, the key thing here is the world "Human". 

Sorry if that's confusing ? :P 

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19 minutes ago, South Alabam said:

If Bigfoot is ever proven to be real, he is either endangered or one of the most stealthy creatures ever known to exist. In my eyes they would darn sure deserve those rights.

A pretty big IF there......

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34 minutes ago, Piney said:

Does this mean I can't leave my pet Jersey Devil outside in bad weather?

he'll be ok.... my pet haggis is on social benefits so this proves animals have rights=haggis rights...well in the UK anyway.

haggis hunting is now illegal but unfortunately, this means top restaurants will pay up to 500 pounds for one...

so i sent Kevin (that's his name) to kung-fu lessons to ward off poachers-- though he only works on shin & testicle attack techniques because he's only 10 inches tall.

oh well, better than nothing I guess:ph34r:

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3 hours ago, Piney said:

Does this mean I can't leave my pet Jersey Devil outside in bad weather?

Jersey Devil??  Did you give water to your gremlin after midnight?  And feed it??

There's laws against that!

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Hypothetically, if Bigfoot does exist, I hope that some idiot wouldn't just 'shoot it'.

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52 minutes ago, Likely Guy said:

Hypothetically, if Bigfoot does exist, I hope that some idiot wouldn't just 'shoot it'.

Especially if it should turn out to be a prankster in a ghillie suit......

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9 minutes ago, Hammerclaw said:

Especially if it should turn out to be a prankster in a ghillie suit......

Yeah, though to be facetious I'd be more upset at the potential loss of a rare species than just two idiots colliding.

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Seriously, if something that looked like Bernie Wrightson's Swamp Thing wandered in to camp one night, my first impulse would be to shoot.                                                             dc-comics-swamp-thing-statue-prime1-stud 

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He was a favourite comic book hero!

He loved his environment because he was part of it.

Scott Pruitt's worst nightmare?

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2 minutes ago, Likely Guy said:

He was a favourite comic book hero!

He loved his environment because he was part of it.

Scott Pruitt's worst nightmare?

No, that was Man Thing.b485ddc00f16555827dfe4e4ff8d7535.jpg                                                    

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I'd like to thank you personally for taking me down 'Memory Lane'. :D

If anyone has a clip of Kermit doing, "It's not easy being Green", please feel free.

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6 hours ago, Likely Guy said:

I'd like to thank you personally for taking me down 'Memory Lane'. :D

If anyone has a clip of Kermit doing, "It's not easy being Green", please feel free.

Here ya go:

 

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11 hours ago, Kenemet said:

Jersey Devil??  Did you give water to your gremlin after midnight?  And feed it??

There's laws against that!

Laws against keeping it? Or feeding and watering (lol) your(the)  gremlin?

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10 hours ago, Likely Guy said:

Hypothetically, if Bigfoot does exist, I hope that some idiot wouldn't just 'shoot it'.

We never think about it but it is a real option!

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8 minutes ago, DebDandelion said:

We never think about it but it is a real option!

I've been shot at by a Bigfoot/ Jersey Devil hunter who panicked. It is a real option .:blink:

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Just now, Piney said:

I've been shot at by a Bigfoot/ Jersey Devil hunter who panicked. It is a real option .:blink:

Sorry to hear that. I have to ask what u were wearing that u made the poor guy panic...:ph34r:

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49 minutes ago, DebDandelion said:

Sorry to hear that. I have to ask what u were wearing that u made the poor guy panic...:ph34r:

He couldn't see me. He just shot at my movements. I was spying on them because they were trespassing.  I called the rangers and let them handle it though.

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54 minutes ago, Piney said:

He couldn't see me. He just shot at my movements. I was spying on them because they were trespassing.  I called the rangers and let them handle it though.

Glad u got out okay!

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Just now, DebDandelion said:

Glad u got out okay!

I would say that I'm somewhat good at dodging bullets, but somewhat is the key word....

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