F3SS Posted March 17, 2018 #1 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Inspired by something entirely Normal and boring and totally me It is what it is so just let it be I’m going for something way out of my realm But I’m grabbing the reigns and I’m taking the helm This is a thread that you should not dread Just give us whatever pops up in your head Let’s make it last through one hundred pages One that will reach and last through the ages So let’s hear your story or tell us a tale Just make it rhyme or it counts as a fail 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Not A Rockstar Posted March 17, 2018 #2 Share Posted March 17, 2018 A tale you want, so a Tale you get About the night that a ghost and I met In an abandoned place supposedly haunted I went in to hunt, so bold and Undaunted I had my ghost buster recorder to catch EVP In case I could catch a ghost talking to me I actually got one, Lo and Behold A ghost on tape so clear it was solid gold "You better be hunting with poo-pourri Or serious dread comes soon" it said to me! How very obscure, how truly bizarre Words like that from beyond the Veil so far. What could it mean? What strange fate did it foretell? Was it possible that a ghost could possibly smell? Then such a dread filled the place if a nose could fear It became plain that ghost took a dump very near The stench was beyond hellish and then it farted and I fled for door to become the rapidly departed. Now I cannot say that I know if the dead still can smell But, that was the night I got a whiff of hell. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatetopa Posted March 17, 2018 #3 Share Posted March 17, 2018 I found this great website to stave off my boredom I came for the mystery, but stayed for the forum There's scholar and crackpot; believer and skeptic The subjects we cover are truly eclectic For a long time I read but I didn't reply I'm quiet and retiring, have always been shy I've found a few folks that I really admire, I've found a few others that cause me to tire. So I keep coming back and spending my time, But seldom before entered comment in rhyme. Thank you my friend for starting this thread Far better than cursing write poetry instead. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F3SS Posted March 17, 2018 Author #4 Share Posted March 17, 2018 I woke up this morning and thought to myself I hope that this thread don’t sit on the shelf The two posts above fit like a glove Into this thread that I started in bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Not A Rockstar Posted March 17, 2018 #5 Share Posted March 17, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, F3SS said: I woke up this morning and thought to myself I hope that this thread don’t sit on the shelf The two posts above fit like a glove Into this thread that I started in bed The OP of this rhyming thread "It all has to rhyme" is what he said. Yet here he goes and we all catch The rhymes he uses do not match! Edited March 17, 2018 by Not A Rockstar removed a word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F3SS Posted March 18, 2018 Author #6 Share Posted March 18, 2018 6 hours ago, Not A Rockstar said: The OP of this rhyming thread "It all has to rhyme" is what he said. Yet here he goes and we all catch The rhymes he uses do not match! They certainly do Try reading again for time number two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Not A Rockstar Posted March 18, 2018 #7 Share Posted March 18, 2018 33 minutes ago, F3SS said: They certainly do Try reading again for time number two when one does a rhyme one also keeps time if the rest are the end change is not your friend a rhyme in the middle is not one at all one can't cheat to be neat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F3SS Posted March 18, 2018 Author #8 Share Posted March 18, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, Not A Rockstar said: when one does a rhyme one also keeps time if the rest are the end change is not your friend a rhyme in the middle is not one at all one can't cheat to be neat. Look I’m not here to master a skill This isn’t some dream that I’m out to fulfill I thought this of all threads that no one would bicker Must you be such a nag and a stickler You might be good but you’re not perfect either That said I would never call you a cheater Edited March 18, 2018 by F3SS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Not A Rockstar Posted March 18, 2018 #9 Share Posted March 18, 2018 1 hour ago, F3SS said: Look I’m not here to master a skill This isn’t some dream that I’m out to fulfill I thought this of all threads that no one would bicker Must you be such a nag and a stickler You might be good but you’re not perfect either That said I would never call you a cheater It would seem that in prose or a rhyme No one can take a joke when it is time I will take my love for word play And use them elsewhere another day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Monk Posted April 8, 2018 #10 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Spiderman Spiderman Washed his knickers in a frying pan When that's done Wiped his bum On a piece of chewing gum 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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