UM-Bot Posted March 21, 2018 #1 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Several cat owners in Gloucestershire have reported having their pet felines shaved by an unknown individual. https://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/news/316619/mystery-cotswold-cat-shaver-strikes-again 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted March 21, 2018 #2 Share Posted March 21, 2018 What is with this pervert? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted March 21, 2018 #3 Share Posted March 21, 2018 I thought I remembered this happening here in the US as well. It happened last spring in Virginia: Quote http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4456378/Mystery-Virginia-Someone-shaving-peoples-cats.html What the heck is up with shaving cats? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightly Posted March 21, 2018 #4 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Oh dear, what I "could" say... But won't 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted March 21, 2018 #5 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Putin. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted March 21, 2018 #6 Share Posted March 21, 2018 1 hour ago, OverSword said: What is with this pervert? The thrill of the purr-fect crime? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted March 21, 2018 #7 Share Posted March 21, 2018 I love the caption under the cat pic: Quote Is someone deliberately shaving cats? Well, I doubt very much if they are shaving themselves, or each other! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted March 21, 2018 #8 Share Posted March 21, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, lightly said: Oh dear, what I "could" say... But won't Would it have anything to do with the Welsh Rhyming Slang word "Milford"? Edited March 21, 2018 by acute 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted March 21, 2018 #9 Share Posted March 21, 2018 "Is someone deliberately shaving cats" I doubt it accidental 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted March 21, 2018 #10 Share Posted March 21, 2018 1 minute ago, acute said: Would it have anything to do with the Welsh Rhyming Slang word "Milford"? Or John Craven 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stiff Posted March 21, 2018 #11 Share Posted March 21, 2018 1 hour ago, lightly said: Oh dear, what I "could" say... But won't Yeah, I thought very carefully and decided not to as well 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted March 21, 2018 #12 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Are the cats actually harmed, does not appear so? Seems someone has a fetish for cat fur....home it does not progress to anything bigger, like humans. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted March 21, 2018 #13 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Stop lowering the tone, or you may incur the wrath of Auntie Weej and her eyebrow-raising skills: 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted March 21, 2018 #14 Share Posted March 21, 2018 1 minute ago, acute said: Stop lowering the tone, or you may incur the wrath of Auntie Weej and her eyebrow-raising skills: Well ll somebody had to do so I thought why not me then I thought best not 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV-426 Posted March 21, 2018 #15 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Oh man... this thread is a potential hotbed for double entendres... I'm outta here before it gets too bawdy! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaylemurph Posted March 21, 2018 #16 Share Posted March 21, 2018 3 hours ago, lightly said: Oh dear, what I "could" say... But won't I know, right? It's like a field day. --Jaylemurph 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stiff Posted March 21, 2018 #17 Share Posted March 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Matt221 said: Well ll somebody had to do so I thought why not me then I thought best not And that's why I decide to keep shtum 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stiff Posted March 21, 2018 #18 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Only a certain age from the UK will understand the reference. "I'm free!" 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hankenhunter Posted March 22, 2018 #19 Share Posted March 22, 2018 (edited) Are the Bobbies involved? If it's in the White Chappell area, it could very well be the return of "Jack the Clipper". Now that that's out of the way, possibly the cat scalper may be practicing for a grooming trade. Lets face it, if you can shave a cat and not bleed to death, then you're well on your way to being a professional pet groomer. Hank Edited March 22, 2018 by Hankenhunter 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted March 22, 2018 #20 Share Posted March 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Hankenhunter said: Are the Bobbies involved? If it's in the White Chappell area, it could very well be the return of "Jack the Clipper". Now that that's out of the way, possibly the cat scalper may be practicing for a grooming trade. Lets face it, if you can shave a cat and not bleed to death, then you're well on your way to being a professional pet groomer. Hank Wow...white chapel? Jack the clipper? (Lol) Scalping? Bleeding to death? Might as well throw in Sweeny Todd. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hankenhunter Posted March 22, 2018 #21 Share Posted March 22, 2018 1 hour ago, freetoroam said: Wow...white chapel? Jack the clipper? (Lol) Scalping? Bleeding to death? Might as well throw in Sweeny Todd. It's the gloomy English atmosphere. It appeals to my macabre side. But, as a true Canadian, I apologize if I offended you. Cheers, Hank 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted March 22, 2018 #22 Share Posted March 22, 2018 13 hours ago, Vlad the Mighty said: Putin. It's more likely to be Trump! Putin doesn't wear a rug. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted March 22, 2018 #23 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Well, we know that he is notoriously fond of grabbing every, er, kitty he sees, as he's admitted himself. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted March 22, 2018 #24 Share Posted March 22, 2018 15 hours ago, LV-426 said: Oh man... this thread is a potential hotbed for double entendres... I'm outta here before it gets too bawdy! My wife wanted a double entendre ... so I gave her one 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldrover Posted March 22, 2018 #25 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Reading this thread makes me proud to be British. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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