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How to explain to someone were not human

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David-C
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There's no hidden content. I just don't know how to remove the spoiler....:lol:

 

 

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Piney
1 hour ago, David-C said:

 

This is one of my favorite songs. :tu:

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jmccr8
On 5/1/2018 at 3:23 AM, acute said:

Anyone not human would need to have at least one non-human parent, unless they were adopted or implanted somehow.

A simple DNA test should sort this one out.

Hi Acute

Not all of us will fit that genetic profile, I was constructed by nanobots with barbwire and charcoaled rum kegs and I don't feel any less human than you guys.

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acute
7 minutes ago, jmccr8 said:

Hi Acute

Not all of us will fit that genetic profile, I was constructed by nanobots with barbwire and charcoaled rum kegs and I don't feel any less human than you guys.

What would you know about being human? You can't dream, or experience emotions such as anger or regret.

Nothing personal, of course.

Nice to see you on here again, Sunny. :tu:

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Imaginarynumber1

I'm a gorilla with a laptop and streak of cynicism. 

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jmccr8
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17 minutes ago, acute said:

What would you know about being human? You can't dream, or experience emotions such as anger or regret.

Nothing personal, of course.

Nice to see you on here again, Sunny. :tu:

Hi Acute

Well I have a sharp sense of humor probably due to the barbwire and the girls seem to like the rum charcoal scent that I naturally have. I admit that I may not have had the same emotional ties due to the lack of being raised in a family setting but that doesn't seem to generate very many difficulties is social interactions as I do talk to my nanobots who are quite engaging and my toaster is very empathetic so I do appear to regulars to be okay maybe a bit eccentric.

PS thanks good to see you too

jmccr8

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acute
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^ Friends, however inanimate, mechanical, or made in China, are still friends. :yes:

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Jodie.Lynne
2 hours ago, jmccr8 said:

Hi Acute

Not all of us will fit that genetic profile, I was constructed by nanobots with barbwire and charcoaled rum kegs and I don't feel any less human than you guys.

jmccr8

Nonsense! I was there when you were constructed, er, birthed. At facility 17, uh, I mean in the Hospital. Yeah, where you were programmed dammit, educated just like the human,, other children.

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Sherapy
On 6/30/2018 at 5:57 PM, Piney said:

This is one of my favorite songs. :tu:

Very cool song Piney!

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jmccr8
17 hours ago, Jodie.Lynne said:

Nonsense! I was there when you were constructed, er, birthed. At facility 17, uh, I mean in the Hospital. Yeah, where you were programmed dammit, educated just like the human,, other children.

Hi Jodie,

True that, hey do you remember that tall blond, she was an exotic blend of a mac pc a gym set and a totaled GT40? She was hot with a nice set of barbells and smart too, I wonder where she is now.

jmccr8

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Jodie.Lynne

She caught a virus downloading illicit pron, and is now living in a trailer park with a toaster oven and supporting her livewire addiction by working a corner of the deep web.

She is a real disappointment to the Mother-Matrix......

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XenoFish
On 7/2/2018 at 5:57 PM, Imaginarynumber1 said:

I'm a gorilla with a laptop and streak of cynicism. 

Looks like I ended up in the wrong reality again. Could be worse, could've be the penguin people. 

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Podo
8 hours ago, XenoFish said:

Looks like I ended up in the wrong reality again. Could be worse, could've be the penguin people. 

Imagine a society of penguins. We'd feed our kids by barfing food directly into their mouths. Penguins are gross.

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