UM-Bot Posted April 13, 2018 #1 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Warnings of another end of the world scenario involving the planet Nibiru have been doing the rounds this week. https://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/news/317194/no-the-world-is-not-going-to-end-on-april-23 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susanc241 Posted April 13, 2018 #2 Share Posted April 13, 2018 That�s all right then! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+and-then Posted April 13, 2018 #3 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Just like clockwork, Ahh, Spring when a young man's fancy turns to the apocalypse I don't plan to lose sleep over this when I can kill myself perfectly easy while taking care of a mundane task 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stereologist Posted April 13, 2018 #4 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Getting pretty exhausting dying every few months. 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted April 13, 2018 #5 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Well.....maybe I shouldn't have sold everything and danced around my yard naked.....I'm going to go hang my head in shame now. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted April 13, 2018 #6 Share Posted April 13, 2018 26 minutes ago, XenoFish said: Well.....maybe I shouldn't have sold everything and danced around my yard naked.....I'm going to go hang my head in shame now. Yep! I think it was when you attempted to do the splits which gave you a -3. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bison Posted April 13, 2018 #7 Share Posted April 13, 2018 The last time there was a big noise about the end of the world, in 2011, a guy in my neighborhood who was a serious believer in this (they even came to his home and interviewed him on TV about it) had a yard sale on the same day the end was supposed to come. I had to wonder what he thought we was going to do with the money he made . . . 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted April 13, 2018 #8 Share Posted April 13, 2018 8 minutes ago, bison said: The last time there was a big noise about the end of the world, in 2011, a guy in my neighborhood who was a serious believer in this (they even came to his home and interviewed him on TV about it) had a yard sale on the same day the end was supposed to come. I had to wonder what he thought we was going to do with the money he made . . . Maybe buy a pair of black-and-white Nike Decade trainers. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted April 13, 2018 #9 Share Posted April 13, 2018 1 hour ago, freetoroam said: Yep! I think it was when you attempted to do the splits which gave you a -3. I'll have you know that only 4 people died from laughter. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rashore Posted April 13, 2018 #10 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Heh, the world would end right after tax season and folks really start getting their returns.. hmmmmmmm...... 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted April 13, 2018 #11 Share Posted April 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, rashore said: Heh, the world would end right after tax season and folks really start getting their returns.. hmmmmmmm...... Maybe someone was hoping to get out of doing their taxes? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted April 13, 2018 #12 Share Posted April 13, 2018 A recycled prediction for the end of the world is making waves on the internet again, with doomsayers warning a planet is hurtling towards a collision with Earth on April 23. Read more: https://globalnews.ca/news/4142327/planet-x-nibiru-world-ending-april-23/ 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seaturtlehorsesnake Posted April 13, 2018 #13 Share Posted April 13, 2018 dang it people, stop getting my hopes up 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted April 13, 2018 #14 Share Posted April 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, seaturtlehorsesnake said: dang it people, stop getting my hopes up Don't fret. The world will come to an end either in nuclear fire or rogue a.i 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JVG Posted April 13, 2018 #15 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Even if the world does not come to an end... We mere mortals will in due time... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seaturtlehorsesnake Posted April 13, 2018 #16 Share Posted April 13, 2018 i'm voting for the second. probably more fun 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Not A Rockstar Posted April 13, 2018 #17 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Man, what a relief! No need to worry about the 900 bucks I owe in taxes then this year. I would like someone at NASA to explain how there is a see-through planet out there and what it is made of within 9 days so I can know. I mean, I'd like to know how it does all this moving so close to us and never gets seen. Is that too much to ask? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted April 13, 2018 #18 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Where NASA had this to say: “If Nibiru or Planet X were real and headed for an encounter with the Earth, astronomers would have been tracking it for at least the past decade, and it would be visible by now to the naked eye.” So, we could all just go out tonight and see it, right? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Not A Rockstar Posted April 13, 2018 #19 Share Posted April 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, Lilly said: Where NASA had this to say: “If Nibiru or Planet X were real and headed for an encounter with the Earth, astronomers would have been tracking it for at least the past decade, and it would be visible by now to the naked eye.” So, we could all just go out tonight and see it, right? Seriously, ten days out it should be close to the size of the moon by now, unless it is clear, of course. I mean, a see-through planet.... this being fantasy, it could happen, right? Solid primordial glass of such purity, not even cracked or anything sailing for eons at us and about to shatter in a billion pieces into the Sonic Drive-in of all places..... such pathos.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted April 13, 2018 #20 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Yeah, 10 days out and no one but a totally blind person could miss it. This stuff is just too funny! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenemet Posted April 13, 2018 #21 Share Posted April 13, 2018 7 minutes ago, Lilly said: Where NASA had this to say: “If Nibiru or Planet X were real and headed for an encounter with the Earth, astronomers would have been tracking it for at least the past decade, and it would be visible by now to the naked eye.” So, we could all just go out tonight and see it, right? Nonononono.... it's cloaked. Romulan cloaking device. You won't see it until it uncloaks. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted April 13, 2018 #22 Share Posted April 13, 2018 But we'll be able to see it before the big *kaboom*...they have to uncloak before exploding into the Earth right? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stereologist Posted April 15, 2018 #23 Share Posted April 15, 2018 The quantity, quality, and consistency of reports lends me to believe that this is real. A fair and reasoned study of all of the reports and a reliance on years of experience suggest this is a a paranormal event. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podo Posted April 20, 2018 #24 Share Posted April 20, 2018 This is a particularly lazy end of the world scenario. Sigh. I'll add it to the list. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Not A Rockstar Posted April 20, 2018 #25 Share Posted April 20, 2018 On 4/15/2018 at 7:51 AM, stereologist said: The quantity, quality, and consistency of reports lends me to believe that this is real. A fair and reasoned study of all of the reports and a reliance on years of experience suggest this is a a paranormal event. I see what you did there. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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