Still Waters Posted April 25, 2018 #1 Share Posted April 25, 2018 893.35 quadrillion to one. That’s the likelihood of what’s happened to 20-year-old Dylan McWilliams. He was bitten by a shark, attacked by a bear, and bitten by a rattlesnake—all in just over three years. Outdoor enthusiast Dylan McWilliams has had a rough few years, but he isn't turning his back on nature. https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2018/04/odds-of-man-bit-shark-bear-snake-dylan-mcwilliams-animals-spd/ 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlitterRose Posted April 25, 2018 #2 Share Posted April 25, 2018 That guy should become a couch potato. Nature will friggin' kill ya. And he sounds like he's especially tasty. 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travelnjones Posted April 26, 2018 #3 Share Posted April 26, 2018 That is ridiculous...I mean shark and snake i buy. Bear and snake I buy. Even polar bear and greenland shark i buy. But where in the world can you get bitten by a bear shark and snake all at once? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoofGardener Posted April 26, 2018 #4 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Easy. Got bitten by the bear, ran away in panic and trod on the snake. And just as he was hopping backwards from THAT, he gets hit by a Sharknado ! 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldrover Posted April 26, 2018 #5 Share Posted April 26, 2018 I've bitten by a shark and a ferret, both while in cities. But not at the same time, or the same city. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piney Posted April 27, 2018 #6 Share Posted April 27, 2018 3 hours ago, oldrover said: I've bitten by a shark and a ferret, both while in cities. But not at the same time, or the same city. Rattlesnake, but I was 10 and stupid enough to **** with it. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldrover Posted April 27, 2018 #7 Share Posted April 27, 2018 (edited) 24 minutes ago, Piney said: Rattlesnake, but I was 10 and stupid enough to **** with it. Same here in both cases. Except I have no excuse as far as age goes. Edited April 27, 2018 by oldrover 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundew Posted April 27, 2018 #8 Share Posted April 27, 2018 If you're up for #4 come to the south, we have alligators. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paperdyer Posted April 27, 2018 #9 Share Posted April 27, 2018 This guy's pheromones need to be looked into. I wonder what else he can attract? I didn't see if he's married or has a significant other, so maybe just non-humans. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Grey Posted April 27, 2018 #10 Share Posted April 27, 2018 Wife walks in the room: "OMG traffic was inSANE! Plus, my boss is making me work Saturday!! How was your day?" Dylan McWilliams: "......." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHumanDude Posted April 27, 2018 #11 Share Posted April 27, 2018 Snakes, sharks, and bears OH MY! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katniss Posted April 28, 2018 #12 Share Posted April 28, 2018 OMG! He's a human marvel! Incredible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mumbo Gumbo Posted April 28, 2018 #13 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Avoid all animals that can cause death. It's not written in the directions of life' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mumbo Gumbo Posted April 28, 2018 #14 Share Posted April 28, 2018 What's next for Him ? He'll Fall into an active volcano? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aniknonymous Posted April 28, 2018 #15 Share Posted April 28, 2018 i've been bitten by a dog, a cat and pecked by a rooster. does that count as adventurous? that certainly was enough for me lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mumbo Gumbo Posted April 28, 2018 #16 Share Posted April 28, 2018 On 4/27/2018 at 6:47 AM, Sundew said: If you're up for #4 come to the south, we have alligators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mumbo Gumbo Posted April 28, 2018 #17 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Just now, Mumbo Gumbo said: I live in south Louisiana' I know what You mean dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Monk Posted April 28, 2018 #18 Share Posted April 28, 2018 It sounds like an Unlucky Alf sketch - attacked by a bear, shark and rattlesnake whilst walking to his local Co-Op. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+susieice Posted April 28, 2018 #19 Share Posted April 28, 2018 He sounds like Dr Sara Harding in Lost World Jurassic Park. He just can't keep his distance and not touch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted April 28, 2018 #20 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Quote He was bitten by a shark, attacked by a bear, and bitten by a rattlesnake—all in just over three years. What a sissy!! I thought it was in the manner of three minutes or something......but 3 years?!?! Look at Bear Grylls ..there you have a real man. He knows what to do when the sun goes down... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aardvark-DK Posted April 30, 2018 #21 Share Posted April 30, 2018 Unlucky, or an idiot..maybe both ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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