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New Jersey cops solve case of 'mystery pooper'

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Farmer77

Nothing worse than hitting that 10 mile mark and feeling your stomach say "alright everyone out". :lol:  

 

 

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Eldorado

From the article....
"... the culprit was identified as Kenilworth school superintendent Thomas Tramaglini - the 'highly regarded' head of the local education authority."

:(

The local education authority has now been put in the capable hands of his number two.

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Piney
43 minutes ago, Farmer77 said:

Nothing worse than hitting that 10 mile mark and feeling your stomach say "alright everyone out". :lol:  

 

 

I was gonna post this because I've been reading about it all week. But I thought, Naw, This isn't weird for Jersey

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XenoFish
23 minutes ago, Eldorado said:

Thomas Tramaglini - the 'highly regarded' head of the local education authority."

I read the word in bold differently. Might be my dyslexia but I swear that G was a T.:lol:

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Farmer77
2 minutes ago, Piney said:

I was gonna post this because I've been reading about it all week. But I thought, Naw, This isn't weird for Jersey

Truthfully having to poo while running is a thing. If dude is older (which I'm guessing is the case based on job title) he may have just chose the school to run at because it provided a place where he didn't have to risk making the mad dash to a toilet.

Of course that doesn't explain why he didn't clean up after himself though :blink:

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Dark_Grey
18 minutes ago, Farmer77 said:

Of course that doesn't explain why he didn't clean up after himself though :blink:

Or why he did it multiple times...

I'm sure he would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids!

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Piney
22 minutes ago, Dark_Grey said:

Or why he did it multiple times...

Because typical New Jersey politicians thinks they can do whatever they want. 

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HollyDolly

 Just heard about this on the local news this morning.I work for a school district  . myself and the warehouse guys were laughing over this. 

 

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Shiloh

Even with a bowel condition he could have exited the running track before defecating. To me, it seems intentional.

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pallidin

Instead of "excuses", maybe, just maybe he's "weird"

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seanjo

I'd give him the benefit of the doubt, when I was much younger and used to run to keep fit, one of my running partners always without fail would have to divert to a bush for a dump.

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Captain Risky
On 05/05/2018 at 2:33 AM, Farmer77 said:

Truthfully having to poo while running is a thing. If dude is older (which I'm guessing is the case based on job title) he may have just chose the school to run at because it provided a place where he didn't have to risk making the mad dash to a toilet.

Of course that doesn't explain why he didn't clean up after himself though :blink:

I think there might be a little more to this sporty poo story than meets the eye. We had a similar situation where a mystery poo jogger would defecate in the same place every week for many months and was only exposed by the angry camera weilding tenets in the unit block that he frequented with such regularity. I think it might be another one of those social phenomena that leave their mark from time to time. :)

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Farmer77
Just now, Captain Risky said:

I think there might be a little more to this sporty poo story than meets the eye. We had a similar situation where a mystery poo jogger would defecate in the same place every week for many months and was only exposed by the angry camera weilding tenets in the unit block that he frequented with such regularity. I think it might be another one of those social phenomena that leave their mark from time to time. :)

LOL it is a crazy ass world we live in :lol:

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Captain Risky
1 minute ago, Farmer77 said:

LOL it is a crazy ass world we live in :lol:

I can understand why people get p***ed off with this chit. ;)

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On ‎04‎/‎05‎/‎2018 at 1:52 PM, Dark_Grey said:

I'm sure he would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids!

Another mystery solved by Scooby and the gang! Jinkies!

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