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I want answers. NOW.


Carlos Allende

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See attached docu. Answer Qs. Join cult.  It's that simples.

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Do you have a link to this questionnaire online so we can all try it? Where is it from? Is there any point asking? I'm not holding my breath. :mellow: <-- Not holding breath 

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No digital. Only hard copy. Underground thing innit.

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4 minutes ago, Carlos Allende said:

No digital. Only hard copy. Underground thing innit.

Why are you doing it anyway? The official secret acts of hell??

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So who did you get it from? Could you type out the questions in survey format, or just with bullet points if necessary, so we can all have a go?

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So? Are you trying to join this cult? Are trying to recruit for this cult? I'm not exactly seeing a point to this thread.

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Are we all going to be in the movie ?

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no. first you must answer my survey

have you forgiven orson welles? y/n

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2 hours ago, acute said:

Will I have to commit suicide again?

If it wasn't for the last time, you wouldn't have reincarnated as a hedgehog.

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ARE WE ALL GOING TO BE IN THE MOVIE ?

Y / N

 

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*i think we have to CapsLock ask the questions*

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The survey was found on the backseat of an abandoned car in Abergavenny quarry, inside the pages of a soiled newspaper supplement mag. I considered answering the questions, replacing it, then going back a few days laterz to see what the next step was. Then I worried that, should I have answered any incorrectly, some of the cult members might appear from behind a rock and 'get' me.

In retrospect, I would indeed sign the Official Secrets Act of Hell, but then immediately renege on it during a casual conversation with a pretty girl.

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Never mind then, I don't want to be in a movie like that anyways ...

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  • 5 months later...

Do brainy people burn off far more brain cells when compared to your average, John or Julie?

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Apologies to the OP, for my question is not on your list.  but the question is indeed still one to ponder upon - especially if you're at University or taking exams for a promotion, where you need to use your head.

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On 16/05/2018 at 9:22 AM, Vlad the Mighty said:

:mellow: <-- Not holding breath 

Are you breathing through the nose you don't have?

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