Still Waters Posted May 23, 2018 #1 Share Posted May 23, 2018 Residents of a Florida city who received alerts about a power outage were also warned to look out for zombies. That's right - zombies. Lake Worth residents received the message during a power outage Sunday. The alert warned that more than 7,000 customers lost power "due to extreme zombie activity." http://www.wfla.com/news/local-news/florida-city-warns-residents-of-power-outage-zombies/1191984861 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piney Posted May 23, 2018 #2 Share Posted May 23, 2018 In case of zombies just drop me a email or pm. My saws are always sharp and fueled up. 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 23, 2018 #3 Share Posted May 23, 2018 I would be slightly worried if I lived in Florida! Quote "Lake Worth does not have any zombie activity currently." 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paperdyer Posted May 23, 2018 #4 Share Posted May 23, 2018 3 hours ago, acute said: I would be slightly worried if I lived in Florida! Well, you should still be prepared and not wait until they show. It's too late then. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
internetperson Posted May 23, 2018 #5 Share Posted May 23, 2018 (edited) Uhh this is FL, zombies are the last thing we're worried about. Spring break tourists are just the worst. Edited May 23, 2018 by internetperson 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hammerclaw Posted May 23, 2018 #6 Share Posted May 23, 2018 (edited) Did someone order a Zombie? Edited May 23, 2018 by Hammerclaw 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trelane Posted May 23, 2018 #7 Share Posted May 23, 2018 From what I recall it's not the zombies I would be concerned with at Terminus. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Greenman Posted May 24, 2018 #8 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Quote He did not mention what really caused the outage. That is because it was zombies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seti42 Posted May 24, 2018 #9 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Florida? That's America's wang. -Homer Simpson. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orphalesion Posted May 24, 2018 #10 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Dammit Florida, once again; those aren't Zombies, they're just Austrians. I know they smell the same, but Zombies are the ones with the less conservative opinions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted May 24, 2018 #11 Share Posted May 24, 2018 maybe someone just saw a bunch of people starring at their cellphones. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted May 25, 2018 #12 Share Posted May 25, 2018 On 5/24/2018 at 3:51 AM, Hawkin said: maybe someone just saw a bunch of people starring at their cellphones. That is the only "zombie" event we have to worry about, Not just young people either, I traveled for work this week and had a few hour layover at O'Hare. I do allot of people watching, I would say that over half were on their phones. Maqny walking while looking at their phones. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted May 25, 2018 #13 Share Posted May 25, 2018 3 hours ago, Myles said: That is the only "zombie" event we have to worry about, Not just young people either, I traveled for work this week and had a few hour layover at O'Hare. I do allot of people watching, I would say that over half were on their phones. Maqny walking while looking at their phones. I've seen videos where people cross the street looking at their phones and get hit by cars or come close to it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted May 25, 2018 #14 Share Posted May 25, 2018 Quote The alert warned that more than 7,000 customers lost power "due to extreme zombie activity." http://www.wfla.com/news/local-news/florida-city-warns-residents-of-power-outage-zombies/1191984861 It does not say how they recieved the message....phone / email, or how many actually recieved the message. But seems someone was trying to do an Orson Welles. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted May 25, 2018 #15 Share Posted May 25, 2018 15 minutes ago, freetoroam said: It does not say how they recieved the message....phone / email, or how many actually recieved the message. But seems someone was trying to do an Orson Welles. I bet the number of people who think that a "zombie" apocalypse is a real threat is much higher than it should be. Lots of dumb people. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted May 25, 2018 #16 Share Posted May 25, 2018 13 minutes ago, Myles said: I bet the number of people who think that a "zombie" apocalypse is a real threat is much higher than it should be. Lots of dumb people. That is what is scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted May 25, 2018 #17 Share Posted May 25, 2018 20 minutes ago, Myles said: I bet the number of people who think that a "zombie" apocalypse is a real threat is much higher than it should be. Lots of dumb people. Don't go making me lose hope. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted May 25, 2018 #18 Share Posted May 25, 2018 46 minutes ago, Myles said: I bet the number of people who think that a "zombie" apocalypse is a real threat is much higher than it should be. Lots of dumb people. It's amazing how Hollywood movies and tv shows can affect people. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quiXilver Posted May 25, 2018 #19 Share Posted May 25, 2018 Zombies? Folks back from the grave? Easter was weeks ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowSot Posted May 25, 2018 #20 Share Posted May 25, 2018 Don't worry, Florida Man took care of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlitterRose Posted May 26, 2018 #21 Share Posted May 26, 2018 That's hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon the frog Posted May 27, 2018 #22 Share Posted May 27, 2018 lol, that's an awesome call ! Good that no trigger happy folks there started shooting on everything that moves.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xYlvax Posted May 28, 2018 #23 Share Posted May 28, 2018 20 hours ago, Jon the frog said: lol, that's an awesome call ! Good that no trigger happy folks there started shooting on everything that moves.. Responsible gun owners don't go shooting at everything. We aren't trigger happy and crazy over here like the movies 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon the frog Posted May 29, 2018 #24 Share Posted May 29, 2018 8 hours ago, xYlvax said: Responsible gun owners don't go shooting at everything. We aren't trigger happy and crazy over here like the movies Sorry, didn't talk about responsible gun owners, was talking about the other kind ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xYlvax Posted May 29, 2018 #25 Share Posted May 29, 2018 I just sounded like you think it's like the wild west over here. Lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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