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Harte
4 hours ago, Noteverythingisaconspiracy said:

How old does an alien have to be to count as ancient ? 

Older than me.

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Hanslune
32 minutes ago, Harte said:

Older than me.

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That's old but didn't you used to date Methuselah 's older sister, Methuselahette?

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Harte
Posted (edited)

Burn:

 

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Posted (edited)

The highest praise is reserved for the most deserving and erudite poster:

 

 

 

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jaylemurph

I really, really love the idea of a group of Bassets holing up, mid-afternoon, in a dive bar. You can smell the Rebel Yell. 

—Jaylemurph

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Harte

Are they playing poker?

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Posted (edited)

Prescience.

 

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jmccr8
20 hours ago, Hanslune said:

Gentlemen: Relative to jmcrr8

Gee thanks Hans.:lol:

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Piney
7 hours ago, Noteverythingisaconspiracy said:

They aren't very good at flying,  just look at what happened at Roswell. 

Well, if Graham is right and they started Gnosticism, they aren't the brightest of bulbs. :unsure2:

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Hanslune
12 hours ago, Noteverythingisaconspiracy said:

How old does an alien have to be to count as ancient ? 

Hold'm up in strong light and compare them to Kmt Sesh's skin sag - if it sagger than his then they're at least 50 years old + - 10,000

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3 hours ago, jmccr8 said:

Gee thanks Hans.:lol:

jmccr8

 

I aim to please. I honoured you for that which you are most proficient at.

 

Edited: Rupert also wanted to thank you so he has released to me an Atlantean anti-stress diet - it will wipe away any Corona, fringe over reach, or ageing concerns - corrected for American usage and common foods.

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If you are wondering what the original (Atlantean) stress diet was and why I 'translated it' is because one of the first sentences was, "Your main dietary source of antimatter must be" 

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Piney
29 minutes ago, Hanslune said:

If you are wondering what the original (Atlantean) stress diet was and why I 'translated it' is because one of the first sentences was, "Your main dietary source of antimatter must be" 

*Entire frozen cheesecake eaten directly from freezer*  

......I've done that. ^_^

 

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jmccr8
8 hours ago, Hanslune said:

I aim to please. I honoured you for that which you are most proficient at.

 

Edited: Rupert also wanted to thank you so he has released to me an Atlantean anti-stress diet - it will wipe away any Corona, fringe over reach, or ageing concerns - corrected for American usage and common foods.

hw1b5hk.jpg

If you are wondering what the original (Atlantean) stress diet was and why I 'translated it' is because one of the first sentences was, "Your main dietary source of antimatter must be" 

Hi Hanslune and Rupert

Thanks for the dietary update quite similar to the diet that I have been maintaining for several years now although mine does include hops, malts, barley and rye in liquid form.:D:tu:

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jmccr8
7 hours ago, Piney said:

*Entire frozen cheesecake eaten directly from freezer*  

......I've done that. ^_^

 

Hi Piney

Frozen cookies, tarts and pies are good too.

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Piney
20 minutes ago, jmccr8 said:

Frozen cookies, tarts and pies are good too.

Too small....well maybe a family size pie. :yes:

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BorizBadinov
37 minutes ago, Piney said:

Too small....well maybe a family size pie. :yes:

The key is the s at the end... Pie(s) :tu:

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Piney
4 hours ago, Harte said:

IT'S LARD OR NOTHING!!!!! :o

 

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BorizBadinov
8 hours ago, Harte said:

More ancient technology revealed... And in a saucer shape! Coincidence? I think not. ;)

Nice instructions! 

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Hanslune
11 hours ago, Harte said:

Rupert is notably impressed by your pie-nesss but wonders if you could do a deboned-Lemurian-baked-in-a-pie-with-pineapple-and-plums?

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Piney
49 minutes ago, Hanslune said:

 wonders if you could do a deboned-Lemurian-baked-in-a-pie

:unsure2:

He's not demonstrating on me! :o

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13 hours ago, Harte said:

I’m so bored, I bought supplies to finally work on my biscuit receipt. Bought the last sack of flour in the grocery store. 

—Jaylemurph 

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Harte
2 hours ago, Hanslune said:

Rupert is notably impressed by your pie-nesss but wonders if you could do a deboned-Lemurian-baked-in-a-pie-with-pineapple-and-plums?

The only Lemurians left are actual lemurs.

Stew one with vanilla, onion, carrots and garlic, let it cool. Make a gravy from the stewing liquid.

Strip and chop the meat from the carcass, Stir it into the gravy. Add pineapple chunks and plums (halved.)

Pour into pie shell and cover with the other dough.

Seal around the edges and cut a few slits in the top crust for steam.

Bake at 350 degrees for about an hour.

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Harte
6 minutes ago, jaylemurph said:

I’m so bored, I bought supplies to finalLy work on my biscuit receipt. Bought the last sack of flour in the grocery store. 

—Jaylemurph 

By "biscuit" I assume you mean "cookie."

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