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The UM Food Fight


Mark One

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And straight into another carriage which I had filled with yesterday's, milk drenched, crunchy nut cornflakes.  Now as your gasping, flake ridden boat-race(face) found its freedom via a small window, I took action.  A extra large kinders surprise Easter egg was brought down heavily onto your bonce.  As the chocolate egg shattered into your hair, a rather painful surprise.from it's now destroyed shell split open with a satisfactory thud.

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* appears from behind barn *  My good friends from the local Fire Brigade very kindly allowed me to fill up their appliance with homemade celery soup! * fires with force at all UMers *  And for those that I missed with the celery soup, my farmer friend has agreed for me to fill his muck spreader with mashed potatoes. * tractor appears from opposite direction, pulling muck spreader *  *  sprays lumpy mashed potatoes at the few UMers still standing * BRILLIANT!! a complete wipeout! :w00t:

 

Apologies for the mash being a bit mucky! :lol: 

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8 hours ago, Mark One said:

And straight into another carriage which I had filled with yesterday's, milk drenched, crunchy nut cornflakes.  Now as your gasping, flake ridden boat-race(face) found its freedom via a small window, I took action.  A extra large kinders surprise Easter egg was brought down heavily onto your bonce.  As the chocolate egg shattered into your hair, a rather painful surprise.from it's now destroyed shell split open with a satisfactory thud.

Being that this is the most powerful jello in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya punk?

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After I set all of the sprinklers off to negate the radioactive possibilities of that goo, I took action.  After waiting for you to step outside to dry off, a bucket of warm porridge became your new jumper.  Your new look was then finished off with sprinkles and bird seed.  I then ran to take cover as the genetically mutated pigeons leapt into flight...and then some Raptors...a p*ssed off Trex...a 20ft hedgehog...Who would have thought that medling with god's genetic creations could prove to be so worthwhile.

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[withdrawn -- funny gif no workee]

 

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^^It's both!

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WHOOOOOPEEEE! do.  OH BOY!  :cat: smiley here works!



Power was out now internet is sketchy....   I borrow- well, kind of! borrowed!

from purrrrrrrrPET!!!!!!!traitor kid: """"""""gif withdrawls -- funny gif no workee"""
YIPPEE =^.^= _ ^.^ .. ~,~...^~^  ^o^ hahahaha!  no workee   

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. . . . oh .... my withdrawls is spelled right, I started to doubt my etymological mastery of language lexicons, yeah the other spelling must be a Frenchie thing and we'll not worry ourselves about that. Moral: NEVER DOUBT YOURSELF! EVER!
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  /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\   ^ ^ ^ ^ ^   yes yes funny  HEY !  its not my fault the net was down or no I guess the power grid was acting up. 

 

 

62592026f67923678f6970bb24987521--funny-

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YIPPEE GIF!!!!! working.   NO! edits, SO!.. I was juuuuuuust going to add, sorry no food to throw. ElegantDessertChocolateTart%C2%A9M-JdeMe

 

 

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  • 1 year later...

Here you go Miss Woo, open your cake hole.

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Love you, bye...honest! * Runs off *

 

 

 

 

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3 hours ago, Mark One said:

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You love bananas, Simian One, right??? Here you go!!!

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18 hours ago, ant0n said:

You love bananas, Simian One, right??? Here you go!!!

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Ouch!  Hey, can't we just learn to get along?

 

Nah, wait a minute, it's over!  And it's the last time you'll see me dressing up as a frigging clown for you.

 

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Go on, DO ONE!

 

 

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There's way too much food for every human on this planet. Let's spoil it, yeah! :D

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