acute Posted July 28, 2018 #76 Share Posted July 28, 2018 What is wrong with you people? There are folks starving in this world, and you are all throwing food at each other! You disgust me. *Shoves a giant meatball into everyone's mouth, sealed off with duct tape* 3 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted July 28, 2018 #77 Share Posted July 28, 2018 Thanks for the meatball. Here, have some spaghetti. 3 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted July 30, 2018 Author #78 Share Posted July 30, 2018 Whilst you were in your kip I sprinkled pizza toppings all over you and then turned on a hair dryer. 4 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted July 31, 2018 #79 Share Posted July 31, 2018 @Mark One can't believe you would send your thugs over to steal @tcgram 's food fight stockpile.for no other reason than to give yourself an unfair advantage. And to think you had the nerve to call this a gentleman's sport. Shame on you. 1 1 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted July 31, 2018 #80 Share Posted July 31, 2018 (edited) On 30/07/2018 at 1:02 PM, Mark One said: Whilst you were in your kip I sprinkled pizza toppings all over you and then turned on a hair dryer. What have you done to Uncle Tom!!!??? (... never seen'm looking better!) Edited July 31, 2018 by purrrpetrator 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted August 1, 2018 Author #81 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Erm, Mr Purrs got all shook up when he fell for the oldest trick in the book: Clamber inside that glass John, and see what happens. 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted August 4, 2018 Author #82 Share Posted August 4, 2018 On 7/28/2018 at 9:01 PM, acute said: What is wrong with you people? There are folks starving in this world, and you are all throwing food at each other! You disgust me. *Shoves a giant meatball into everyone's mouth, sealed off with duct tape* BIFF! A rogue cucumber was dropped by accident into the Hadron Collider. 2 years later it suddenly turns up, not far from Acute who is quickly brought down by its impact and then spends a week glowing in the dark with a sore bonce. On 7/31/2018 at 10:20 PM, purrrpetrator said: What have you done to Uncle Tom!!!??? (... never seen'm looking better!) CLANK! Same cucumber also turned up in Purrrpetrators kitchen where it promptly exploded. 4 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted August 5, 2018 #83 Share Posted August 5, 2018 A well-placed stale pizza aimed at the back of tc's knees knocks her to the ground(you're fully over your op. now, aren't you? Good). Piney takes a champagne cork right between the eyes(I keep the champagne!). Mark, temporarily blinded by an open sherbet dip to the boat-race, trips and stumbles into a large vat of treacle. Kittens Are Jerks neatly side steps the banana skin but in doing so trips over a pile of lava bread that Mark dropped as he fell into the treacle ...... she joins him in the vat. A Herby Sunflower Seed Pudding that I baked earlier is tipped inside the back of acute's new shirt! 1 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted August 5, 2018 Author #84 Share Posted August 5, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, ouija ouija said: A well-placed stale pizza aimed at the back of tc's knees knocks her to the ground(you're fully over your op. now, aren't you? Good). Piney takes a champagne cork right between the eyes(I keep the champagne!). Mark, temporarily blinded by an open sherbet dip to the boat-race, trips and stumbles into a large vat of treacle. Kittens Are Jerks neatly side steps the banana skin but in doing so trips over a pile of lava bread that Mark dropped as he fell into the treacle ...... she joins him in the vat. A Herby Sunflower Seed Pudding that I baked earlier is tipped inside the back of acute's new shirt! Erm, just one question. You know the lava bread, was it one of Turk Bods (See George and Dragon) extra special large loafs? Because if so, you lose as well. Edited August 5, 2018 by Mark One 2 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted August 14, 2018 #85 Share Posted August 14, 2018 Okay everyone, a short time out while @Mark One works out his food shortage crisis. 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted August 15, 2018 Author #86 Share Posted August 15, 2018 2 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted August 15, 2018 #87 Share Posted August 15, 2018 (edited) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA && ahahahahahahahahaaa! now that was good ! made my day Laterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Edited August 15, 2018 by MWoo7 EIDT / edti / e d i T !!!!!!! I know I know, food fight but I've recently eaten my fridge as some say! so, nothing to toss today, LATERZZZZZZZZZZ 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted August 16, 2018 Author #88 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Here you Miss Woo, enjoy way too much gooey cheese. 1 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 16, 2018 Author #89 Share Posted November 16, 2018 On 8/15/2018 at 9:54 PM, MWoo7 said: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA && ahahahahahahahahaaa! now that was good ! made my day Laterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Since sprouts are "back in" due to the approaching merryment of Xmas. Here's a 5p carrier bag full of those horrid things, comming your way in an airborne styled method of delivery. 1 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted February 14, 2019 #90 Share Posted February 14, 2019 (edited) On 15/08/2018 at 1:41 PM, Mark One said: Mark One's about to launch his latest simultaneous ventures: cream pie delivery, 'perpetual youth' machine, and carpet cleaning service. (and that would be You, Ms Mwoo7, perpetually, IF you would only sign the contract!) Edited February 14, 2019 by purrrpetrator to explain that i never check the dates on these posts. Edit 2: OR read the thread titles... thot this was Make Up A Lie About etc etc!!. 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted February 20, 2019 Author #91 Share Posted February 20, 2019 I've just squirted mustard all over your keyboard, chief. That should remind you in future to perform more efficiently. Oh, and don't sit down yet. A curious cat followed me into your house - via that open window. The purring quradroped did a few 360s there before I passed it one of those cream buns from your fridge. It's left a right sticky mess, mate. Let the seat dry and then scrape it away...yuck 1 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Walt' E. Kurtz Posted February 20, 2019 #92 Share Posted February 20, 2019 (edited) Takes cover behind a large pine tree and throws a ghost cake @piney that landed infront of the guy just to distract him and jumps behind a large shrubbery ready for the next attack and manage to just about hit him with a cinnamon sponge cake. Attacks @LightAngel @ouija oija @tcgram with a pavalova but misses and makes a mess then he bravely runs away while munching on chokolate cake. Edited February 20, 2019 by Impedancer 2 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted February 20, 2019 #93 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Stop pretending you've been injured you little coward, and get back in the game. 2 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted February 20, 2019 #94 Share Posted February 20, 2019 (edited) *takes a couple quick skips and sails an eclair across the room* Who it hit nobody knows. Okay, NOW I CAN GET BACK TO EATING! Everyone knows Chinese/Mandarin " I'll take the Number 5 , yes the big one but double yes times 2! No its just me." . . . . or "KumPOW ! not hot, low spicy no spicy" and/or " oh I'll have the chow mein " ( .: chow meeEN / meeAN) LATERZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Edited February 21, 2019 by MWoo7 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Walt' E. Kurtz Posted February 21, 2019 #95 Share Posted February 21, 2019 57 minutes ago, MWoo7 said: *takes a couple quick skips and sails an eclair across the room* Who it hit nobody knows. Okay, NOW I CAN GET BACK TO EATING! Everyone knows Chinese/Mandarin " I'll take the Number 5 , yes the big one but double yes times 2! No its just me." . . . . or "KumPOW ! not hot, low spicy no spicy" and/or " oh I'll have the chow mein " ( .: chow meeEN / meeAN) LATERZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Thats "Ten dollah pippthy" ;-) 2 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted February 21, 2019 #96 Share Posted February 21, 2019 (edited) yes yes TEN DOLLA, Mr. Funny Man how about I Dolla some ice cream bīngqílín (pronounced:bing chee leeiN) on yooo head?!?! [ TO BE CLEAR, jesting, joking back,,, having fun no need to report and get your skirts bunched up /SAARC!!!!!!!!!!!!] Edited February 21, 2019 by MWoo7 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Walt' E. Kurtz Posted February 21, 2019 #97 Share Posted February 21, 2019 (edited) 40 minutes ago, MWoo7 said: yes yes TEN DOLLA, Mr. Funny Man how about I Dolla some ice cream bīngqílín (pronounced:bing chee leeiN) on yooo head?!?! [ TO BE CLEAR, jesting, joking back,,, having fun no need to report and get your skirts bunched up /SAARC!!!!!!!!!!!!] Ice cream yummy ,Skirts? I dont wear kilts cause they're too expensive. Cargo pants then :-) as for making fun of accsents you should check out this vid this is exactly how we swedes sound when we try to speak english. :-D Edited February 21, 2019 by Impedancer 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted February 21, 2019 #98 Share Posted February 21, 2019 (edited) Yes very good but I didn't HEAR ! very much toot ta ver tah tah vert me honnen JAH! (I've no idea but that's what P0once und vVerde sounded like, I'd say JA! JA! we'd all laugh, I roomed with them. They live on skis and granola and yogurt. Sometimes crackers and yogurt, well anything yogurt in the mornings [only time I seen them HA! they work on thesis and dissertations and snow, lots of snow and skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing study] .) Laterzzz tooo much to do. Edited February 21, 2019 by MWoo7 edit chg. to HEAR, update to edit, I missed an i in skiing, darned French Fries. 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted February 21, 2019 #99 Share Posted February 21, 2019 Distracts @Impedancer with a chocolate pastry while shooting macaroni and cheese at @MWoo7 and @Kittens Are Jerks. @Mark One and @ouija ouija slip on the cheese sauce and go down, but not before hitting me in the shoulder with a loaf of stale bread, spinning me into the ground. Well played. 1 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted February 21, 2019 #100 Share Posted February 21, 2019 (edited) AAAAAAAAAAAh tooo !!!! fUNNY ,, ... love the " Well PLayed " . * just found my handy DANDY long handle white plastic spoons (peanut LAUNCHER for the mags/camp-robbers-greyjay/ravens and squirrels) set in the back of the drawer and launched gobs and gobs of PECANS at everyone and AND ! then !-- I made a quick stage left EXIT ! * LATERZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Edited February 21, 2019 by MWoo7 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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