Mark One Posted February 21, 2019 Author #101 Share Posted February 21, 2019 And straight into another carriage which I had filled with yesterday's, milk drenched, crunchy nut cornflakes. Now as your gasping, flake ridden boat-race(face) found its freedom via a small window, I took action. A extra large kinders surprise Easter egg was brought down heavily onto your bonce. As the chocolate egg shattered into your hair, a rather painful surprise.from it's now destroyed shell split open with a satisfactory thud. 1 2 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted February 21, 2019 #102 Share Posted February 21, 2019 * appears from behind barn * My good friends from the local Fire Brigade very kindly allowed me to fill up their appliance with homemade celery soup! * fires with force at all UMers * And for those that I missed with the celery soup, my farmer friend has agreed for me to fill his muck spreader with mashed potatoes. * tractor appears from opposite direction, pulling muck spreader * * sprays lumpy mashed potatoes at the few UMers still standing * BRILLIANT!! a complete wipeout! Apologies for the mash being a bit mucky! 4 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted February 21, 2019 #103 Share Posted February 21, 2019 8 hours ago, Mark One said: And straight into another carriage which I had filled with yesterday's, milk drenched, crunchy nut cornflakes. Now as your gasping, flake ridden boat-race(face) found its freedom via a small window, I took action. A extra large kinders surprise Easter egg was brought down heavily onto your bonce. As the chocolate egg shattered into your hair, a rather painful surprise.from it's now destroyed shell split open with a satisfactory thud. Being that this is the most powerful jello in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya punk? 1 4 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted February 22, 2019 Author #104 Share Posted February 22, 2019 After I set all of the sprinklers off to negate the radioactive possibilities of that goo, I took action. After waiting for you to step outside to dry off, a bucket of warm porridge became your new jumper. Your new look was then finished off with sprinkles and bird seed. I then ran to take cover as the genetically mutated pigeons leapt into flight...and then some Raptors...a p*ssed off Trex...a 20ft hedgehog...Who would have thought that medling with god's genetic creations could prove to be so worthwhile. 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted February 23, 2019 #105 Share Posted February 23, 2019 Um, it's a food fight, not a clash of titans. 1 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted February 24, 2019 #106 Share Posted February 24, 2019 (edited) [withdrawn -- funny gif no workee] Edited February 24, 2019 by purrrpetrator 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted February 25, 2019 #107 Share Posted February 25, 2019 (edited) ^^It's both! Edited February 25, 2019 by purrrpetrator 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted February 26, 2019 #108 Share Posted February 26, 2019 (edited) WHOOOOOPEEEE! do. OH BOY! smiley here works! Power was out now internet is sketchy.... I borrow- well, kind of! borrowed! from purrrrrrrrPET!!!!!!!traitor kid: """"""""gif withdrawls -- funny gif no workee""" YIPPEE =^.^= _ ^.^ .. ~,~...^~^ ^o^ hahahaha! no workee Edited February 26, 2019 by MWoo7 . . . . oh .... my withdrawls is spelled right, I started to doubt my etymological mastery of language lexicons, yeah the other spelling must be a Frenchie thing and we'll not worry ourselves about that. Moral: NEVER DOUBT YOURSELF! EVER! 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted February 26, 2019 #109 Share Posted February 26, 2019 How about some sauce for your spaghetti. 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted February 26, 2019 #110 Share Posted February 26, 2019 (edited) /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ yes yes funny HEY ! its not my fault the net was down or no I guess the power grid was acting up. Edited February 26, 2019 by MWoo7 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted February 26, 2019 #111 Share Posted February 26, 2019 (edited) YIPPEE GIF!!!!! working. NO! edits, SO!.. I was juuuuuuust going to add, sorry no food to throw. Edited February 26, 2019 by MWoo7 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 29, 2020 Author #112 Share Posted November 29, 2020 Here you go Miss Woo, open your cake hole. Love you, bye...honest! * Runs off * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted November 29, 2020 #113 Share Posted November 29, 2020 3 hours ago, Mark One said: . You love bananas, Simian One, right??? Here you go!!! 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 30, 2020 Author #114 Share Posted November 30, 2020 18 hours ago, ant0n said: You love bananas, Simian One, right??? Here you go!!! Ouch! Hey, can't we just learn to get along? Nah, wait a minute, it's over! And it's the last time you'll see me dressing up as a frigging clown for you. Go on, DO ONE! 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted November 30, 2020 #115 Share Posted November 30, 2020 There's way too much food for every human on this planet. Let's spoil it, yeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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