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Roadkill Gnome

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rashore
11 hours ago, openozy said:

Hitting the anchors is putting on brakes,west of the blue mountains NSW

ok.. but that's a rather large area, it's kind of like saying something happened somewhere in the west half of Texas. Where in that vast area is the area you are speaking of?

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openozy
8 hours ago, rashore said:

ok.. but that's a rather large area, it's kind of like saying something happened somewhere in the west half of Texas. Where in that vast area is the area you are speaking of?

Don't want to say as I live in the area now.

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MERRY DMAS

Sounds like the Traveling Gnome fell on really hard times.

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travelling_gnome

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openozy
5 hours ago, davros of skaro said:

Sounds like the Traveling Gnome fell on really hard times.

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travelling_gnome

Yeah ,I've eaten roo when I've been skint.

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MERRY DMAS
On 7/20/2018 at 9:07 PM, openozy said:

Yeah ,I've eaten roo when I've been skint.

I'll eat recent roadkill Dee because I hate to see good meat go to waste. Since I take out the back straps there more bendable so I pose them in ghastly post collision poses. It seems to work because I see less Dee on the side of the road where I display my macabre art for the running late for work drivers to see.

You should make, and carry a little care package of necessities with you. Next time you see the down on his luck gnome you can give it to him.

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openozy
1 hour ago, davros of skaro said:

I'll eat recent roadkill Dee because I hate to see good meat go to waste. Since I take out the back straps there more bendable so I pose them in ghastly post collision poses. It seems to work because I see less Dee on the side of the road where I display my macabre art for the running late for work drivers to see.

You should make, and carry a little care package of necessities with you. Next time you see the down on his luck gnome you can give it to him.

Good idea,and I'll invite the smurfs around for a picnic,don't know what the little blue jobs eat but if you turn up(and your most welcome) you'll be eating crow when you see the gnome.

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MERRY DMAS
2 hours ago, openozy said:

Good idea,and I'll invite the smurfs around for a picnic,don't know what the little blue jobs eat but if you turn up(and your most welcome) you'll be eating crow when you see the gnome.

Everyone knows they eat Smurfberries.

I've been wanting to try Crow breast meat. 

I suggest little clothes, a pointy hat, and a Rambo survival knife to put in that care package. 

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openozy
14 minutes ago, davros of skaro said:

Everyone knows they eat Smurfberries.

I've been wanting to try Crow breast meat. 

I suggest little clothes, a pointy hat, and a Rambo survival knife to put in that care package. 

I'll reserve you a seat,in between the bunyip and the yowie.Casual dress.

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MERRY DMAS
4 minutes ago, openozy said:

I'll reserve you a seat,in between the bunyip and the yowie.Casual dress.

Cool!

I'll bring Champ as my significant other.

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