'Walt' E. Kurtz Posted October 19, 2018 #76 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Why did the golfer change his pants? because he got a hole in one 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Walt' E. Kurtz Posted October 19, 2018 #77 Share Posted October 19, 2018 How does Moses make his Tea? hebrew's it 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted October 21, 2018 #78 Share Posted October 21, 2018 (edited) Oh good gravy and a couple golly wally\'s THOSE ARE THE BIGGEST GROANERS OF ALL !!!!!! hahahahahhaaa ~ THANKS ~! : D ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ٩(^‿^)۶ x_x ... >_ < ..~( :-| ) ( -'.'- ) >( * .* )< WOOOT WOOT ! Edited October 21, 2018 by MWoo7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted November 6, 2018 #79 Share Posted November 6, 2018 (edited) PHEW // WHEW ! , I've a groaner or two WOOOOOHOO! compliments/complimentary via gratia // gratis blahtia blah! darniT! Frenchfries what!!!!!!! ever for one of them from the Fallon show and the other one I changed up just a bit and here we go! HOLD ON! . . . " Son you need to learn patience and you need to learn it right now! " --Fallon show 017 extra... Called my dad to see if he had a stud finder and he causually said mom's at work and broke my eardrum yelling BINGO ! Edited November 6, 2018 by MWoo7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlos Allende Posted November 6, 2018 #80 Share Posted November 6, 2018 I went in the petrol station to pay for me fuel, but as soon as I walked in the door, between me and the checkout, there was a huge body of water flowing from the ocean into a continental landmass. It was a Gulf. Another time, I went in the petrol station to pay for me fuel, but when I got the checkout, the lady cashier took out a medieval club and beat me to death. It was a Mace. Another time, I went in the petrol station to pay for me fuel, but before I could walk in the door, the whole building sprouted these huge crustaceous legs and scuttled away along the beach. it was a Shell. Another time, I went in the petrol station to pay for me fuel, and, remembering the incident with the medieval club, I took a huge gauntlet in order to counter her parries. Only this time, she sprayed me in the eyes with a kind of noxious chemical because she though I was a rapist. It was a Mace. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted November 6, 2018 #81 Share Posted November 6, 2018 uhh and ARG! are you sure those are groaner status?!?!?! HA! /sarc my trace of humour for the week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted February 12, 2019 #82 Share Posted February 12, 2019 (edited) Note:. This sketch contains two swear words from the wound up Private Investigator. Edited February 12, 2019 by Mark One 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted February 15, 2019 #83 Share Posted February 15, 2019 On 12/02/2019 at 12:13 PM, Mark One said: Note:. This sketch contains two swear words from the wound up Private Investigator. That p/o'd PI sounds (and swears) exactly! like Sargon of Akkad of Youtube fame... brilliant 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted February 18, 2019 #84 Share Posted February 18, 2019 OH ! what was that ?!?!?!?!!?!?!? When you could swear it sounded like YAHTZEE ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted February 19, 2019 #85 Share Posted February 19, 2019 (edited) Edited February 19, 2019 by MWoo7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted February 26, 2019 #86 Share Posted February 26, 2019 (edited) /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ Above * prev. pic, L /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ is for LARGE size gloves aaaaaaaaaaaaand moving on . . . meanwhile we are just back from the market but we forgot the bacon for the beans ! Edited February 26, 2019 by MWoo7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted February 26, 2019 #87 Share Posted February 26, 2019 The next time somebody says, "cleanliness is next to godliness", stop them in their tracks and advise them to purchase a more up to date dictionary!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted March 1, 2019 #88 Share Posted March 1, 2019 (edited) That comes from the hoity-toity mob with a suit with the alligator mouth over running their hummingbird ehrm BACKUP or something like that HA! Heard that tripe a million times by some. If I attend church I say <snip> stuffy buuuuggers I bet I could come in with my birthday suit and enlighten's kid would think it just fine! And to round this out with one of my favourites! *pulls out loud speakerHORN!******* """" dirty-- rotten!, stinkin!~ filthy *echo* bleep rdsss! *epic thunderous waves bouncing across the mountains******* TOODLES ! *skips off down the street* Edited March 1, 2019 by MWoo7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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