zep73 Posted July 27, 2018 #1 Share Posted July 27, 2018 This is way ahead of time, but if you copy/bookmark it now, you're much more likely to send it to someone around xmas, who hasn't yet read it. 2018 IS SOON GONE. HERE'S HOW I SPENT MY YEAR ......! • JANUARY: Returned the scarf I got for christmas, it was to tight. • FEBRUARY: Was fired from the drugstore because I couldn't make labels. Don't think it was my fault that the bottles didn't fit in the machine! • MARCH: I'm full of joy! Finished my puzzle in just six months, even though it says 4-6 years on the box! • APRIL: Was stuck on the escalator in the mall for several hours, due to power failure. • MAY: Was planning to waterski this summer, but couldn't find a lake with a hill! • JUNE: Lost a breaststroke competition, but not without objections. The other swimmers cheated and used their arms! • JULY: Forgot my car keys in my convertible while it was raining. The roof was down, so both me and the inside of the car got terribly wet. • AUGUST: Had to call 911, but gave up - there is no 11-button on my cellphone. • SEPTEMBER: Brooding these days... why is there a W on all the M&M's? • OCTOBER: Damn M&M's! They are difficult to peel!! • NOVEMBER: Baking a cake. The recipe says 12 egg whites....think I'll boil them first, to easier seperate it from the yolks. • DECEMBER: Going to a disco club where you have to be minimum 18! Dammit.. it took forever to gather 17 persons!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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