Thief stuffs steaks down pants/flees on moped

[The Caspian Hare 5,710]

https://www.cbs17.com/news/local-news/man-busted-on-moped-with-100-worth-of-walmart-steaks-in-pants-nash-deputies-say/1335279363

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NASHVILLE, N.C. (WNCN) - A thief was busted with several steaks shoved down his pants legs while making his moped getaway in the pouring rain on Monday, Nash County deputies say.

 

[Piney 71,550]

Walmart steaks! 

Are those things even worth stealing? 

[The Truman show 10,709]

reminds me of the movie 'animal house' stealing steaks and stuffing them down their trousers was part of the initiation ceremony.  

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Interesting choice for a getaway vehicle. The police chase must have been epic.