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Woman wants to marry, have baby with a ghost

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third_eye

Just the right Righteous Brothers moment the get things off on the right track ...

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danydandan

That would be parthenogenesis, wouldn't it?

 

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Rlyeh

 

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zep73

It's pointless to make such an announcement. Even if she does get pregnant, no one will believe that the father is a ghost.

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third_eye

Oh someone will believe her, there will always be somebody who knows somebody who knows ...

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Piney
2 minutes ago, XenoFish said:

Bro, make it a link. It **** out most of the web address.

I can't

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Noteverythingisaconspiracy
23 minutes ago, sci-nerd said:

It's pointless to make such an announcement. Even if she does get pregnant, no one will believe that the father is a ghost.

Well there was one pretty famous incidence, about 2018 years ago, of someone claiming to be impregnated by a ghost. To this day a lot of people believe her....... :innocent:

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third_eye
1 minute ago, Piney said:

I can't

Oh yes you can ... are we still talking about having babies with ghosts ?

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XenoFish
4 minutes ago, Piney said:

I can't

Ghost babies

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Noteverythingisaconspiracy
3 minutes ago, Piney said:

I can't

There is no can't, only can. Use the force Piney !

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zep73
3 minutes ago, Noteverythingisaconspiracy said:

Well there was one pretty famous incidence, about 2018 years ago, of someone claiming to be impregnated by a ghost. To this day a lot of people believe her....... :innocent:

Well, we can't be sure about the chronology of the virgin legend. I believe it started after the death of Jesus, not before. If so, does it really count?

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XenoFish

Didn't we have something similar to this a few years ago? Instead of ghost it was aliens.

People are getting weirder and weirder. 

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third_eye

Yoda porn ... this should be good ...

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Piney
5 minutes ago, third_eye said:

Oh yes you can ... are we still talking about having babies with ghosts ?

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I did tell the middle magotachi I was gonna make him into a Golden Boy. :yes:

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third_eye
Just now, Piney said:

I did tell the middle magotachi I was gonna make him into a Golden Boy. :yes:

Golden Boy eh? That's cute ... what's your cutey name ? Golden Toy ?

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Piney
Just now, third_eye said:

Golden Boy eh? That's cute ... 

He'd be too big to carry around in a satchel. You need a fetus to do it right. :tu:

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Dark_Grey
15 minutes ago, Noteverythingisaconspiracy said:

Well there was one pretty famous incidence, about 2018 years ago, of someone claiming to be impregnated by a ghost. To this day a lot of people believe her....... :innocent:

Let me guess: the husband was white but the baby wasn't? Pretty typical of "ghost" conceptions... :lol:

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XenoFish

There's a really good comment I want to make, but the forum rules prevent it.

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third_eye
9 minutes ago, XenoFish said:

There's a really good comment I want to make, but the forum rules prevent it.

Oh go ... give us the radio friendly version of your Fishism ...

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XenoFish
Just now, third_eye said:

Oh go ... give us the radio friendly version of your Fishism ...

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Let's just say Halloween pron.:lol:

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