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Possible evidence of the Exodus found in Jordan

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Piney Celestial

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8 minutes ago, jmccr8 said:

Dick Plato?:huh: Or is he a Plato Dick?:whistle:

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THE PLANET'S SLOWING DOWN!!! WHAT DO WE DO??? :huh:

Relax, we have 10 million years to figure it out. :lol:

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Grandpa Greenman
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Biblical Archaeology Society,  might be a bit on the bias side.  

Essan
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No.  Evidence that nomads set up a camp sometime in the past few thousands years has been found - there is as currently as much evidence to connect this with the Exodus as there is that King Solomon o

Piney
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My thoughts exactly! All real evidence points to the Hebrews developing "in-situ" in the hills of Canaan. 

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1 minute ago, Piney said:

THE PLANET'S SLOWING DOWN!!! WHAT DO WE DO??? :huh:

Relax, we have 10 million years to figure it out. :lol:

Well, I'll try to not let it ruin my retirement plans.:lol:

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Piney Celestial

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8 minutes ago, jmccr8 said:

Well, I'll try to not let it ruin my retirement plans.:lol:

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That wingnut theory just made Roc Koch look brilliant!!! :lol:

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That wingnut theory just made Roc Koch look brilliant!!! :lol:

Harmonic chrystals and chanting to counter-act the devastation, kinda like a slow motion sudden impact.:whistle:

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Piney Celestial

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Harmonic chrystals and chanting to counter-act the devastation, kinda like a slow motion sudden impact.:whistle:

jmccr8

I wish a big chunk of chondrite  would land right on Sedona and smash those noisy crystal chanters flat.

They're keeping me awake. :angry:

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I wish a big chunk of chondrite  would land right on Sedona and smash those noisy crystal chanters flat.

They're keeping me awake. :angry:

I think Plan B is bagpipes.:lol:

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Harte Transcendent

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3 hours ago, Piney said:

:angry: dick.....

Once, when I was young, I thought it possible that my dick could turn the world around too.

But alienz is better anyway. Less work for me.

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2 hours ago, Piney said:

Out of all the doomsday scenarios presented here, that has to be the funniest. Because it would take so friggin long to happen. :lol:

Not necessarily.

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2 hours ago, jmccr8 said:

Well, I'll try to not let it ruin my retirement plans.:lol:

jmccr8

I won't have quite enough money by then to retire on.

What do you recommend?

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2 hours ago, Piney said:

THE PLANET'S SLOWING DOWN!!! WHAT DO WE DO??? :huh:

Relax, we have 10 million years to figure it out. :lol:

It's not really a problem.

We just put everybody on the equator and have them all run east to west until we get back up to speed.

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Boy! I did not think that my suggestion would provide so much childish entertainment. It seems Every Tom, Dick, and Harry is getting their two cents worth. But I'm glad for having provided a little of Plato's more amusing side, as philosophy can be such a dry subject. Besides, it served/serves as an amusing digression from having to bash the Hebrews with more jokes, and who still cannot have their rightful Exodus from their bondage and abuse by the task masters acknowledged. .

But really, perhaps a magnetic reversal is more probable to occur. That would quiet some of the more scientific and logical minds. As then the only cardinal direction change, North and South, would be noticed only by compasses, since this is attracting so much needling from the regulars, speed readers and all.

But, not to raise any more eyebrows, shall I suggest that perhaps using that story on the reversal of the earth's axial rotation, the ancient sages were letting us know, disguised in the form of a myth, that they knew of Venus' and Uranus' opposite spin from the rest of the planets in our solar system?  Well, Uranus sort of.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6URceosp2wg

 

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6 hours ago, Piney said:

THE PLANET'S SLOWING DOWN!!! WHAT DO WE DO??? :huh:

Relax, we have 10 million years to figure it out. :lol:

Quick! Everyone jump and flush at the same time!

 

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Piney Celestial

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4 hours ago, Pettytalk said:

But really, perhaps a magnetic reversal is more probable to occur.

Well, the worse that can happen is our compasses would be no good. :lol:

 

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Piney Celestial

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6 hours ago, Pettytalk said:

Boy! I did not think that my suggestion would provide so much childish entertainment.

Well....with a whistle headed doomsday theory like that you left yourself wide open.

Sooo......Anymore scenarios on how Plato predicted the wrath of your imaginary friend?  Major earthquake across the CAMP?  The Western micro-continent is too stiff and causes North Amerca to bounce back towards the Atlantic?

The Eastern and Western micro-continents squeeze together causing North America to fold like a book in the middle? We'll have a new mountain range. The Mississippi Spine. :)

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Harte Transcendent

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Plates pulling apart will cause Atlantis to rise in the Mid-Atlantic. It will unfold from the crust like a kids pop-up book.

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Piney Celestial

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Plates pulling apart will cause Atlantis to rise in the Mid-Atlantic. It will unfold from the crust like a kids pop-up book.

Harte

We already have that. It's called "Iceland" and before that the Siberian Craton popped up in the same spot. :yes:

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Plates pulling apart will cause Atlantis to rise in the Mid-Atlantic. It will unfold from the crust like a kids pop-up book.

Harte

And how do you expect something to rise when it never went down?

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58 minutes ago, Pettytalk said:

And how do you expect something to rise when it never went down?

Dunno. Let’s ask your ego. 

—Jaylemurph

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cormac mac airt Immortal

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1 hour ago, Pettytalk said:

And how do you expect something to rise when it never went down?

The same way people look for a place that never existed. PRETEND. 

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Sir Wearer of Hats Divinity

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4 hours ago, Piney said:

We already have that. It's called "Iceland" and before that the Siberian Craton popped up in the same spot. :yes:

Wait.... are you saying Atlantis is in reality Iceland? 

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Piney Celestial

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23 minutes ago, Sir Wearer of Hats said:

Wait.... are you saying Atlantis is in reality Iceland? 

Oh oh....OOHH! 

You weren't around then......Greenland.....It was definitely Greenland. :yes:

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Piney Celestial

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3 hours ago, Pettytalk said:

And how do you expect something to rise when it never went down?

How can you expect it to do anything when it never did, and never will exist. Sorta like your imaginary friend.....errr...savior....

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jaylemurph Erudite

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1 hour ago, Piney said:

Oh oh....OOHH! 

You weren't around then......Greenland.....It was definitely Greenland. :yes:

Great. That’s a cue for Mario or whatever shamed calque he uses for a screen name now to whine about how unfairly he’s been treated. 

—Jaylemurph 

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