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Megachurch Pastor Warns Against Yoga

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Piney

The Assembies of God Church Missionaries have been kicked out of every Reserve. They like burning down Mide Huts and Pipe Keepers' Houses. 

Morons! 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/megachurch-pastor-tells-church-to-stop-going-to-yoga-because-of-its-demonic-roots/ar-BBPCPcB

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freetoroam

Not a surprise, we have all sorts of morons in our world. The sad and worrying thing is these morons have followers and people actually believe him. :blink:

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Not A Rockstar

Perish the thought that people might wake up some kundalini and realize God is already within us and doesn't need tithes to support pastors' mansions upkeep and lear jets. 

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danydandan

So stretching is a bad thing now?

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Not A Rockstar

the AG? OMG, bro I could tell you some stories.... Brownsville, I went there and saw with my own eyes the stuff going on in their revival outpouring. I was born into this cult and it took a long time to break loose from the mind eff. 

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Piney
2 minutes ago, Not A Rockstar said:

Perish the thought that people might wake up some kundalini and realize God is already within us and doesn't need tithes to support pastors' mansions upkeep and lear jets. 

Whenever I hear a preacher or minister say "We can never know the true nature of God" I'm on them like crap. 

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The Wistman
44 minutes ago, Piney said:

Whenever I hear a preacher or minister say "We can never know the true nature of God" I'm on them like crap. 

Their We smells more like pee.

After a helping of asparagus.

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Jen5

God is now against stretching exercises?? That's ridiculous! And I'm a follower of Christ!

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zep73

Obviously he never heard of Beer Yoga!

beer-yoga-melbourne.jpg

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Not A Rockstar

ha @sci-nerd the AG are grape juice people and so the beer would be the proof of the devil right there.

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Iilaa'mpuul'xem

My wife is a Yoga Instructor and hires many churches for her classes, I do know some of the questions she was asked before using the venues, were based on Yoga style and its beliefs/background and what music would she be playing during her classes.. 

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zep73
2 minutes ago, Not A Rockstar said:

the beer would be the proof of the devil right there

God bless the devil then :wub:

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The Wistman
1 hour ago, Piney said:

The Assembies of God Church Missionaries have been kicked out of every Reserve.

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Tatetopa
1 hour ago, danydandan said:

So stretching is a bad thing now?

Well you know many Americans do believe exercise is a torture invented by the devil.  Bring on the chicken fried steaks and deep fried Twinkies, the foods of heaven.

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eight bits

Some local push back: kicks butt:

 

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Not A Rockstar

and he probably beat the horse dead for that too :( 

Bas----

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and then
4 minutes ago, The Wistman said:

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That looked fatal and justified.

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Tatetopa
1 minute ago, Not A Rockstar said:

and he probably beat the horse dead for that too :( 

I was kinda hoping he did not get up.  That is no way to treat any horse.  It looks like a horse logging rig with the log hung up.  So called Bull Whackers in the pacific northwest forests were notorious for their toughness and foul mouths, and  the affection they showed their teams of oxen.  This guy would have been taken behind a big tree by any of them. 

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freetoroam
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A pastor of an Assemblies of God megachurch recently took aim at yoga, saying it has "demonic roots" and warning Christians to avoid the popular activity.

 

Well thats stretching it a lot too far.

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seanjo
46 minutes ago, sci-nerd said:

Obviously he never heard of Beer Yoga!

beer-yoga-melbourne.jpg

Finally Yoga I can get on board with...

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danydandan

What's a Megachurch? Sounds like supervillains hideout.

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and then

This topic reminded me of a meme I saw once while living in Mississippi:

It was entitled "Breaux Bridge Yoga" for a famous crawfish festival they have one state over...

 

Breaux Bridge Yoga.jpg

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eight bits
17 minutes ago, danydandan said:

What's a Megachurch? Sounds like supervillains hideout.

We have churches in the USA with thousands of members; huge attendance, even on Sundays that aren't Easter.

Some of them are like little shopping malls inside.

No villains, just the money changers' revenge :) .

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Dark_Grey
1 hour ago, sci-nerd said:

Obviously he never heard of Beer Yoga!

beer-yoga-melbourne.jpg

LOL I bet this dude loves being the only guy in the class. He's got the long hair and everything. You know he's all about helping the ladies with "downward facing dog" :tu:
Especially you in the Nike sports bra. I see you achieving your Zen over there..

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Guyver

There should be no missionaries.  

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