DirtyDocMartens Posted December 30, 2018 #1 Share Posted December 30, 2018 How about this- the star was a spaceship and the angel was an alien that impregnated Mary with a cyborg embryo. The three Wise Men were aliens who delivered three things- a device that could break apart water molecules and rearrange them into OH molecules; an antigravity device that allowed the user to walk across any surface; and a device that could repair cellular damage almost instantaneously. Twelve cyborgs were sent to provide security, but unfortunately one malfunctioned and the experiment was compromised. The aliens tried to reboot the first cyborg, a process that took three days, but the 2.0 version had too many bugs so the entire project was scrubbed. Makes more sense than some explanations I've heard. 1 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted December 30, 2018 #2 Share Posted December 30, 2018 I'd say hybrid rather than cyborg. Then again, how are we to explain his temple temper tantrum? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 30, 2018 #3 Share Posted December 30, 2018 (edited) Why a "cyborg", not just a regular extra-terrestrial hybrid? Biomechanical greys? Edited December 30, 2018 by acute 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 30, 2018 #4 Share Posted December 30, 2018 11 minutes ago, XenoFish said: I'd say hybrid rather than cyborg. You got there before me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Pettytalk Posted December 30, 2018 #5 Share Posted December 30, 2018 27 minutes ago, DirtyDocMartens said: How about this- the star was a spaceship and the angel was an alien that impregnated Mary with a cyborg embryo. The three Wise Men were aliens who delivered three things- a device that could break apart water molecules and rearrange them into OH molecules; an antigravity device that allowed the user to walk across any surface; and a device that could repair cellular damage almost instantaneously. Twelve cyborgs were sent to provide security, but unfortunately one malfunctioned and the experiment was compromised. The aliens tried to reboot the first cyborg, a process that took three days, but the 2.0 version had too many bugs so the entire project was scrubbed. Makes more sense than some explanations I've heard. No wonder your rear tire is all bent up...too many accidents and too many falls. Wear your safety helmet, as it may prevent more head injuries the next time you fall. And replace that tire, or you are sure to fall again if you don't change it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 30, 2018 #6 Share Posted December 30, 2018 36 minutes ago, DirtyDocMartens said: Makes more sense than some explanations I've heard. Like the biblical one? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minimalists Posted December 30, 2018 #7 Share Posted December 30, 2018 Reincarnated flower child from the 70's.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piney Posted December 30, 2018 #8 Share Posted December 30, 2018 54 minutes ago, DirtyDocMartens said: The three Wise Men were aliens who delivered three things Except the 3 Wise Men were added to the story at a later date by a Zoroastrian convert. 8 minutes ago, Alien Origins said: Reincarnated flower child from the 70's.. Wouldn't that be "pre-incarnated"? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stiff Posted December 30, 2018 #9 Share Posted December 30, 2018 1 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minimalists Posted December 30, 2018 #10 Share Posted December 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Piney said: Except the 3 Wise Men were added to the story at a later date by a Zoroastrian convert. Wouldn't that be "pre-incarnated"? Yeah you're right.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatetopa Posted December 30, 2018 #11 Share Posted December 30, 2018 2 hours ago, XenoFish said: I'd say hybrid rather than cyborg. Then again, how are we to explain his temple temper tantrum? Poor kid couldn't buy tokens for the claw machine. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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