Eldorado Posted January 1, 2019 #1 Share Posted January 1, 2019 A fortune teller who predicted Brexit using asparagus has revealed her tips for 2019 – including a global recession, World Cup success and the return of TV’s Big Brother. Jemima Packington, 63, is the world’s only Asparamancer and claims she can peer into the future by tossing the veg in the air and interpreting how the spears land. She predicts that 2019 will see that extreme temperature will become a norm and well-known British businesses will fold. Full tale: https://metro.co.uk/2018/12/31/woman-uses-asparagus-predict-future-outlines-life-2019-8296444/? Incredibly, ten of Jemima’s 13 predictions came true for 2018 – including foreseeing Donald Trump’s summit with North Korea dictator Kim Jong-un. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 1, 2019 #2 Share Posted January 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Eldorado said: Woman uses Asparagus to predict future. I predict... smelly urine. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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