Emotional support alligator visits senior home

[Still Waters]

Joie Henney’s emotional support animal is a head turner. Meet Wally the alligator.

Wally is around 3 years old, about 4 ½ feet long, with a mouth full of razor-sharp teeth and large eyes. He likes to hang out on the couch and rumple a perfectly made bed, Henney told the York Daily Record recently.

Henney said Wally is like a dog who wants to be loved and petted. And, in fact that’s what the former host of “Joie Henney’s Outdoors,” a hunting and fishing show on ESPN from 1989 until 2000, told residents at the Glatfelter Community Center in York County during a visit there with Wally.

https://www.boston25news.com/news/trending-now/emotional-support-alligator-visits-senior-home-is-just-like-a-dog-owner-says/906094926

https://eu.ydr.com/story/opinion/columnists/mike-argento/2019/01/14/emotional-support-alligator-offers-comfort-razor-sharp-teeth/2569655002/

[+joc]

Clue for Joie Henney:

A: Alligators don't want to be loved...they want to be fed.

B:  Alligators are not dogs....they eat dogs.

C:  If your Alligator bites or injures in some way another person...you are legally and criminally liable.

D: You are a dumbass.

[Gary Meadows]

The only emotional support anyone needs is good ol' fashioned booze.

 

Works every time.

[AllPossible]

The alligator is as senile as the people petting him

[Jon the frog]

It will go well until some instinct trigger will make him tore an arm or two.

I would love a pound with some alligator so the neighbors cats just disappear without a trace. But right now the pound would be under 2m of snow and froze 2 feet deep...