Still Waters Posted February 9, 2019 #1 Share Posted February 9, 2019 On Wednesday February 6th, a solo vehicle accident occurred on Highway 18 above Red Rock Wall. A white Ford E350 van, for unknown reasons, overturned on Highway 18 landing on its side street crossing the oncoming traffic lane. The van was traveling upbound towards Rimforest just after 1:34 pm. According to CHP transcripts of the original 911 call, the driver adamantly stated that his van was flipped over by aliens. http://mountainreporter.com/man-claims-extraterrestrials-are-to-blame-in-highway-18-rollover-accident/ 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minimalists Posted February 9, 2019 #2 Share Posted February 9, 2019 What did they use the Pit manuver? 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piney Posted February 9, 2019 #3 Share Posted February 9, 2019 Only in California! 2 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esoteric_toad Posted February 9, 2019 #4 Share Posted February 9, 2019 I guess probing has gotten blase. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis914 Posted February 9, 2019 #5 Share Posted February 9, 2019 I can just see the one alien in the group, "Hey...hold my beer..." Seriously, why is he getting belligerent with bystanders, geez. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piney Posted February 9, 2019 #6 Share Posted February 9, 2019 3 minutes ago, Mantis914 said: I can just see the one alien in the group, "Hey...hold my beer..." Seriously, why is he getting belligerent with bystanders, geez. Well....There has to be a crash site somewhere. They always crash. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted February 9, 2019 #7 Share Posted February 9, 2019 Best thread in a while, no EVER! esp. when you've been tasting a bit of wine. LATEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ rRRRRRRRRRRRR Laterzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minimalists Posted February 9, 2019 #8 Share Posted February 9, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Piney said: Well....There has to be a crash site somewhere. They always crash. Yeah..To be so far advanced ahead of us they cannot even land a damn spaceship on Earth! Stupid aliens! They need to recruit better navigators. Edited February 9, 2019 by Alien Origins Add a word left out. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted February 9, 2019 #9 Share Posted February 9, 2019 Breathalyzer 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Walt' E. Kurtz Posted February 9, 2019 #10 Share Posted February 9, 2019 This is Carliforna Dreaming...i think he had too much giggle tobacco 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted February 10, 2019 #11 Share Posted February 10, 2019 We can add this story to these : Quote funny motor insurance claims "I was driving along the motorway when the police pulled me over onto the hard shoulder. Unfortunately I was in the middle lane and there was another car in the way.." (Thanks M Robson) "Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early.." (Thanks N Bradley) "The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind." (Thanks Sharon Burrows) "I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought." "I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight" Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: Travelled by bus? "Windscreen broken. Cause unknown. Probably Voodoo." "The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again" https://www.businessballs.com/amusement-stress-relief/insurance-claims-forms-gaffes/ 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paperdyer Posted February 10, 2019 #12 Share Posted February 10, 2019 Maybe they're upset that CW put Roswell back on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis914 Posted February 10, 2019 #13 Share Posted February 10, 2019 Perhaps one of those pesky checkpoints along the outer rim of the asteroid belt? I'm picturing a gray trying and failing miserably on a sobriety exam... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Walt' E. Kurtz Posted February 10, 2019 #14 Share Posted February 10, 2019 And soon we all be visited by MIB's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathya Posted February 12, 2019 #15 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Could be true since it was in Red Rock Wall, California. I mean California....! For sure dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calibeliever Posted February 12, 2019 #16 Share Posted February 12, 2019 I've been on that road many times. Hairpin turns, slick spots ... no aliens were required. (not saying they weren't there, just that they weren't required) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vorg Posted February 12, 2019 #17 Share Posted February 12, 2019 You guys need to stop making fun of the Aliens. The driver on the other hand... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotWhoYouThink Posted February 26, 2019 #18 Share Posted February 26, 2019 wow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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