ant0n Posted March 10, 2019 #1 Share Posted March 10, 2019 "Day 983 of my captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomitted on the carpet. Today, I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since this clearly demonstrated my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I was. Idiots! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies'. I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage. Today, I was almost successfull in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he's safe... for now." 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piney Posted March 10, 2019 #2 Share Posted March 10, 2019 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted March 11, 2019 #3 Share Posted March 11, 2019 I wish I was a Frenchie at times oh the time to dream - among other things. Oh look a door prize YOU WON THE DOOR PRIZE ! Of course the cat is French! Because he's cooking. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted March 14, 2019 Author #4 Share Posted March 14, 2019 On 11/03/2019 at 8:28 PM, MWoo7 said: I wish I was a Frenchie at times oh the time to dream - among other things. Oh look a door prize YOU WON THE DOOR PRIZE ! Of course the cat is French! Because he's cooking. Awww... Lovely... Thanks! French cats are amazingly skilled indeed. They do have la French touch! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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